CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.


Dr. Oz proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Hahaha!!! Good one!

Darn you, Kim!! I thought you had some holiday frazzle advice HAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for the laugh, I needed it :D:D

rofl, that was great!

That one really made me laugh!

man, I'm starting first thing in the morning!

ROFL Was Ditter there to help you? Too funny!

Love this...immediately sent to 3 friends who I know will relate. Thanks for sharing.

That is hilarious and I'm repeating it! Thanks!

oh my...:)

oh my...:)

you scared me for a second, whewwww.. that was good!

You are just too funny!Really needed that laugh! Thanks.

love it!

/snort

That was good holiday frazzle advice. The best I could possibly help ya out with. :XD:

That was to Funny!!!!

Woohooo!! I bet you are feeling good. LMBO!!!!!

Funny. I like that one.

ROTFLMAO

Not Guilty!

Too funny!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:

That was good!

ROFLOL ... now, dear - - would you like me to explain to you that those items were not really what Dr. Oz had in mind?
Or shall I wait a few hours? LOL <wave>

I am PRINTING this out!!!!!!

lol!

Just read that early this morning ... great way to start the day!

Ohhhhh you'll have to wait. I'm having to much fun with it right now. :XD: :XD: :mrgreen:
lalalalalala I can't hear youuuuuuu. :XD:

Now, you are practicing AVOIDANCE!
That is NOT the way to get things finished up 8-) <wave>

I have to disagree with you there. If I avoided the computer more I'd surely get lots more done. Specially those unfinished items listed earlier. :mrgreen:

Leave it to me to rain on your parade <g>
With friends like me, life could become tortuous! <wave>

Well that would depend on the advise I take and the advise I don't. I'm off to calm myself now. :thumbup: :XD:

lmao :thumbup:

I believe I'll go with Kim's items..... :? ...save Dr. Oz for later...

LMAO... sound's like a lot has been done for the day!! Maybe too much!! Pace yourself... :)

Missed that episode :) I always seem to see the ones where he tells you to walk, and don't do other things, that would be listed in the "My Bad" category :)

You had me going with Dr oz, good one, thanks for the laugh

But she did give us GREAT advice....Lol....loved it

It does help to have an "interpreter", doesn't it? LOL <wave>

LOL!!!!

Oh so funny. You made me laugh.

HAAA...that is soooo funny ....