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Old 11-30-2010, 05:14 PM
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CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.


Dr. Oz proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
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Old 11-30-2010, 05:15 PM
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Hahaha!!! Good one!
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Old 11-30-2010, 05:16 PM
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Darn you, Kim!! I thought you had some holiday frazzle advice HAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for the laugh, I needed it :D:D
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rofl, that was great!
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Old 11-30-2010, 05:29 PM
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That one really made me laugh!
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Old 11-30-2010, 05:32 PM
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man, I'm starting first thing in the morning!
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Old 11-30-2010, 05:32 PM
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ROFL Was Ditter there to help you? Too funny!
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Love this...immediately sent to 3 friends who I know will relate. Thanks for sharing.
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That is hilarious and I'm repeating it! Thanks!
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oh my...:)
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