ROFL And laughing and laughing.
I'm sure you did make that guy's day!

OMG - my sister did something like the "wifey squeeze" - she and her DH were snorkeling in Mexico and she went up to him underwater and was "playing around" with him. Then she swam away and came up for air only to see her DH on the beach!

LOL

LOL Been there! It was at a ball for my husband's work just back in March. My husband is in the military, and all of the men were in their dress uniforms. I was nine months pregnant and DONE with being pregnant, wandered up behind who I *thought* was my husband, gave his bum a squeeze and whispered seductively in his ear "How about we take off and you "help me" get this baby out". I could have DIED when the guy turned around and was my husband's immediate superior and said "There's nothing I'd love more than to help a 'damsel in distress', but you might want to talk that over with your husband". OMG. I then tracked down my husband and in a fit of terror told him we needed to GET OUT OF HERE! hahahahaha

I amlmost just peed myself laughing!!!!!

I love the wifely squeeze thing. :lol:

ROFLOL

You all are killing me!!!!!! :lol:

where are the depends when you need them! ROFL!!!

Oooooo this post is my laugh of the day!!!!!!!! Thanks, everyone!!! LOL :D

Thanks for the chuckles! I embarass myself all the time. Thank goodness I can laugh at me :)

Thanks everyone for the "Stories" you made my day start out with a laugh and a smile.