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-   -   Fall Classes for Women -- This is supposed to be funny. (https://www.quiltingboard.com/general-chit-chat-non-quilting-talk-f7/fall-classes-women-supposed-funny-t69323.html)

LanaCindy 10-12-2010 06:05 PM
Heres one
Group think tank:
to solve the problem of why there is 4 or more remotes involved with the simple task of watching tv.

seasaw2mch 10-12-2010 06:47 PM
I LOVE IT!!!!!!
Goes to show you how far behind they really are.
The one for men came out almost 10 years ago and I wish I had saved it but it looks like "lauriejo" saved it.

dgrindey 10-12-2010 08:04 PM
Actually, I like the men jokes much better----LOL

Va Quilter 10-12-2010 08:25 PM
hahahaha! Love it!

Va Quilter 10-12-2010 08:26 PM
Originally Posted by Va Quilter
hahahaha! Love it!
Wish I were a few yrs older so I could retire,and do nothing but quilt,use up my stash! I'm "only" 57!

rummage 10-12-2010 09:52 PM
:-D :-D Hi. Have to admit I laughed outloud at some of these and the one about the toilet seat made my eyes water I laughed so much :mrgreen: !!This is only because my husband has only started leaving the toilet seat up now it is only him and me in the house, when our two sons still lived at home he never did it, and I've noticed when we have company he doesn't leave the seat up then either!! Is is because he is so relaxed around me :roll: ??
I think men is particular find all these observations funny because they really do not understand us and probably never will!!!!!!!!
Sue x (rummage)

ChubbyBunny 10-12-2010 11:38 PM
:lol: I actually got a chuckle out of this. Don't kill the poor guy, we have done the same thing many times over.

CarrieAnne 10-13-2010 04:01 AM
Easy to remember to put the toilet seats both down at our house, if you dont the dogs go and drink out of it. ThenI dont want ANY dog kisses, lol!

quiltilicious 10-13-2010 09:08 AM
There is really only one class these women need:

"finding the right divorce attorney"

This was left off the men's classes

"Dinner, Diapers, and Laundry - not just Mom's job"

lynnie 10-13-2010 10:04 AM
CUTE!!!

Marge L. 10-13-2010 02:49 PM
Originally Posted by Ditter43
I guess I would call that tit for tat! I have put a lot of jokes on here about the stupid things men do! :-D
And just keep it up, Ditter. I get my laugh quota up when you do so. Laughing is SO good for you. Marge

Marge L. 10-13-2010 02:52 PM
Originally Posted by Teacup
OK, I'll admit I could qualify for two of the classes...I won't say which! And I could create a list of 12 classes for men pretty easily!
Do it, Teacup. I know we would all like to see it and would probably agree with most or all of them. Marge

OHSue 10-13-2010 07:02 PM
But how many weeks would it take to teach a class of men how to put the roll of toilet paper on the holder!?!

justwannaquilt 10-13-2010 07:12 PM
Originally Posted by CarrieAnne
Easy to remember to put the toilet seats both down at our house, if you dont the dogs go and drink out of it. ThenI dont want ANY dog kisses, lol!
LOL At my house not only will the dogs be drinking out of the water, but the cats will be in there too. And as soon as the 1 year old catches wind that someone left the lid up he will undoubtedly be elbow deep in toilet water!

I do have to admit that there are a couple of those classes that could be taken by not only I but also my husband, starting with number one, he has the heat blastin in the winter and the air flowin in the summer! I on the other hand will drive around for 20 minutes waiting for a parking spot to open up so I don't have to parallel park. He on the other hand could parallel park a mac truck!

QuickStitch 10-13-2010 08:15 PM
Originally Posted by Mimito2
I came up with an easy fix for the toilet seat. I put both lids down. He sure got my "point" when he plopped down in the middle of the night in the dark. lol
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: love it, I'm going to try this!!

dixiechunk 10-14-2010 05:59 AM
I think it's hysterical, but then again, I'm whacked!

Deb G 10-15-2010 01:46 PM
Originally Posted by Mimito2
I came up with an easy fix for the toilet seat. I put both lids down. He sure got my "point" when he plopped down in the middle of the night in the dark. lol
:lol: :lol: :lol:


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