My husband sent this to me. I fail to see the humor. I'm fixing to go downstairs and kill him, now.



Fall Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sat., October 16th, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day...
And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!
:roll: :roll: :roll:

I guess I would call that tit for tat! I have put a lot of jokes on here about the stupid things men do! :-D

You have to look at it from his point of view!! These are things they think are frustrating about us ladies and we have our list of what is frustrating about our men. LOL, both sexes have VAST differences. Have you ever read Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus? Great read.

You have got to admit we all fit into a couple of those catagories. I fit into more than one. I will admit it here but never to my husband. LOL

OK, I'll admit I could qualify for two of the classes...I won't say which! And I could create a list of 12 classes for men pretty easily!

And your husband is still alive?

I will admit I fit into a couple of those catagories. LOL. Nothing wrong with the men getting back at us women.

i can see i'm going to be very busy for a while.

can somebody please help me lift my purse so i can head to walmart in search of that self-levitating curling iron?

:mrgreen:

I came up with an easy fix for the toilet seat. I put both lids down. He sure got my "point" when he plopped down in the middle of the night in the dark. lol

I think we could start our own classes . . . beginning with . . .

How to release the TV remote control! [includes exercises for the hand to increase the flexibility needed for this task]

this course has a prerequisite: Find the Stinkin' Remote Yourself 101

Oh Kathy, that one got better and better!!! hahahaha
Love it- off to send to everyone I know lol

:lol: :thumbup: :wink:

Could you smack him once for me too?

that was funny! DH and I have solved the toilet lid problem - people who want it up put it up, and people who want it down, put it down.

I want an adjunct to Class 4

How much smaller could your purse be if you weren't carrying around all the junk your husband does not want to carry himself.

Works for us -

This is actually a parody of the "Classes for Men" that was going around -

Some battles just aren't worth fighting - which way to put the toilet paper - I'm just glad there is some within reach when needed!

I just check to see which way the toilet seat is - as long as it's clean and dry - I'm okay with it - and put it the way I want/need it. (I've been to many restrooms where the "ladies" sprinkled)

If we want to dish it out to the guys - guess we better be prepared to get some of it back.

:roll:

CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS. REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY JANUARY 25, 2008. NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? —
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor — Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things — Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is Used
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, locations to be determine.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, Diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

LOL do have to say these are both funny... but really does any one think the guys are going to a class on Monday (football) Saturday (most other sports) Friday you get my drift.... Guess any one can have a drip in the sink for years but if the cable goes out probibly on speed dial :)

There is something genetically wrong with all men. One of these days, maybe not in our lifetime, a scientist or Doctor will discover this gene and remove it from each and every one of the male species, and then life will be more enjoyable. LOL LOL LOL LOL

And how about: Opening your eyes and moving things around in the refrigerator, before saying "It's not in there! ".

It's me that has trouble finding things in the refrigerator :|

DH falls asleep holding that TV remote control!

Since I am actually guilty of some of these, I do see how it may be irritating to thy partner. Hence I recommend adding another class, simply called "Deal with it!" lol

NO kidding my husband has 3 wallets and a ring of keys that would be considered a weapon and I am supposed to carry this around!!

Scientists have discovered that there is only one thing wrong with men -- the Y chromosome.

LMBO Love the original joke, AND all of the replies :D:D:D

This is great from both sides, and why did I think it was only my husband that did half that stuff. Thanks for letting me know it a man thing not just a Mike thing.
Plus I'm guilty of a few on the first list also.

So, uh, do you need bail money or help hiding the body? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh dear, do you think, for once, they tagged us. Well, at least they take notice of us. So all is not lost. Thanks for sharing this. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, now I am going up to put my "stuff" away. Thanks for the incentive

I just made my life simple. Toilet seat is always down , roll always going the correct way.(no man in the house anymore) I don't have to parallel park anywhere I go. I stay out of the city. lol No one asks me to find anything for them although I probably would tell them I have enough trouble finding things for my self.Hate to shop don't use a curling iron. hmm guess I am a weird female. but thats OK And most of the stuff in my purse is probably for dogs. I have to carry their meds, coats and belly bands etc to adoptions.

ROLOL

Be careful on your way down the stairs.

Life requires a sense of humor, sometimes its required to just live with the opposite sex. that was funny, you should see some of the stuff my husband sends me on my phone, and yes I could use a couple of classes myself. How to pass a yard sale or thrift shop in three easy steps!!!

At least he has a sense of humor.
Sandy

Oh wow, I will help you hide the body. I see the humor a little bit, but not alot. I thought I was the only one that had to put with this type of humor from the men folk. haha

Good come back!!!

I guess that is fair as much as we have jokes about men. Those are funny even if there may be an iota of truth to them.

I needed the laugh cause I can relate to some of these also. We all need a good laugh. Next week I will be bring this to my guild, so they can enjoy it as well.

Hey Wait!!! I'm coming too! But first I must lift my purse! LOL
Too funny!
MaryAnna

Makes me smile! I can defintely relate to several.