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Kimkankwilt 06-23-2011 10:51 AM

He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.

"Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat.

I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage.

And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.

Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking 'No' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say . . . .

*"Okay ma'am, you can board your flight now."*

KGoodhand 06-23-2011 10:52 AM

How funny!

DAWNROBIN 06-23-2011 10:57 AM

HE HE Then what? ROLMBO

leatheflea 06-23-2011 11:21 AM

LOL...I thought we had a pervert on the board....I was fixing to contact a moderator! LMBO!!

mamahippychicky 06-23-2011 11:28 AM

Very funny! :)

Nanamoms 06-23-2011 11:49 AM

Hilarious...got send this to my best friend!

AFQSinc 06-23-2011 11:49 AM

Hilarious!

MyWifeMadeME 06-23-2011 11:51 AM

LMBO!

Kkimberlee 06-23-2011 12:03 PM

I thought it was always girl on girl or boy on boy... now I may have to ask for a search on my next flight, LOL!

Glassquilt 06-23-2011 12:08 PM

:)


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