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What a nice way to get the truth out there! LOL LOL.
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Originally Posted by moonwolf23
Originally Posted by seasaw2mch
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter - either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! |
Too funny! LOL!
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LOL, LOL, LOL. Thanks!
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Thought you were talking about me. This is all so true. I told my Dr. on Wed. I want to find the conveyor to get on and get every thing replaced that needs new.
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Hahaha. I thought this was funny then I thought wait a minute maybe its not so funny. :thumbup: Thanks for the laugh
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Ahhh but just think, you'd be an antique and collectors would pay dearly to have you. They would wax nostalgic on what you could do, the time period. You'd have grown men lovingly touching you.[/quote]
-------------------------------------------- Now that's an even better viewpoint . I think I will go with that one , thank You very much . Uncle Mike's prized possesion. [ATTACH=CONFIG]116113[/ATTACH] |
I smiled until the end when I gut-laughed! Gee it's fun getting older!
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