Important questions for older folks.....funny!!
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Important Questions and answers
Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When done, you have a place to live. Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where is it? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .." Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.. Q: Why should 60-plus people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember all these!" SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT? |
LOL Love it! Guilty of #10!
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Ditter43 you are such a refreshing person. I always stop and read what you have to say. Never fails to bring a smile to my face no mater how bad things seem to be. Thank you for the smiles and laughs.
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You've done it again. Always enjoy your posts.
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I laughed out loud at this one . Thanks !
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where is it? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .." |
OMG ... almost wet myself when I read the one about fixing the crows feet!
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Thanks Ditter!:thumbup:
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As usual, you brought a smile and laugh. I send most of them on to friends and family. Thank you Ditter. God bless.
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How very true, I loved all of them..
THANKS for the uplift !!! |
How very true, I loved all of them..
THANKS for the uplift !!! |
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