something you remember that makes people laugh.
let's see how many good,
funny thoughts or memories you can find
in your mind to share with others for a good
belly laugh.

I dropped the glass top to my crock pot and broke it. My GS who was 6 at the time said "Grandma, what are you going to burn the beans in now". Then he kept talking and said "if you burn the house down we will have to stay in a tel hole". It took us a minute but we figured out the word he meant was hotel.

I'm a nanny for two children. Yesterday morning, being Friday, I didn't have a great selection of clean clothes for myself to choose from. I ended up with green pants and a black & pink shirt. I finished it off with green socks with frogs on them. Not horrible, but not exactly matching either.

Once at work, my pants got a huge hole in the seat. Fortunately, I didn't have to take them outside. When the mom came home 1/2 way through the day, she gave me a beach sarong to cover myself up. It was bright orange with blue, purple, and yellow flowers. When I saw myself in the mirror, I looked pretty ridiculous! Sasha, the 15-month-old, loved the sarong with all the fringes. So we had to tie a scarf around her tush as well. She was wearing purple and got a purple scarf.

Then DH came to pick me up. When I got into the car, he asks, "Why did you run so fast to get to the car?"

This just happened yesterday, but I think I'll be laughing about it for a while.

One day i hurried out of Jo anns, hopped in the car, set the bag at my feet and looked up at a strange man staring at me.. I had got in the wrong car. We both cracked up laughing, well it was the same color and similar body style. He said My wife is never gonna believe this, I said, my husband will LOL

OMG~~~that would have freaked me as I don't have anyone in my car with me often.

LMBO!!! That would totally happen to me too!

When I was young and skinny....I used to wear a bikini ( this is before child bearing years)

My friends and I were playing "Marco Polo" in the pool.

Well I lost the top of my suit ( I didn't realize)...I was the blind one yelling Marco polo...so after much snickering and boy laughter...All those teen age boys yellling "Polo"..trying to get me to turn towards them. Jerks!! I was humiliated.....this story pops up every now and again during our summer camp outs because we are all still friends.....



Another time I was depanced on the trampoline during high school....my short were a bit to big and one of the tall guys at the side of the trampoline pulled them down at just the right time ...so I was in my underwear in front of everyone because he had my shorts in his hands....

Humilation once again!

I experienced trauma during those high school years! I never wore those shorts again!

Again that story comes up quite often and camp outs and reunions.

Nobody can remember the positive things..only the really humliating things. oh well.

Having 4 teenagers at once challenged my parenting. One day in a tense situation, I told my 16 yr. old son, "You're driving me crazy".

In the same room, my 14 yr. old son said, "Yeah, and that's a pretty short trip."

Dead silence......Then laughter....And a tense situation put into proper perspective and resolved.

One day I was subbing for a hearing class of high schoolers. One teenage boy sat diagonally opposite the classroom from me back in the corner of a full class. I explained my deafness and how they should talk with me so I can read lips. That one boy in the corner decided to test me and silently worded a sentence to me. To put him in his place, I replied out loud for all to hear, "I love you, too." He turned red. The class roared with laughter.

Awwwwwwwwwwww
that is sad :(

don't ya just love kids :)

LMBO !!

This is soooo embarrassing! But funny looking back.
I used to be really thin and could still wear a bikini after 3 kids. Well I was in the pool holding my youngest during swimming lessons. The teachers were like college age guys.
I'm going all over w/o noticing that one cup in the top fell down exposing one breast. I'm almost died of embarrassment but I think the guy who was gawking at me enjoyed it LOL LOL :D

I was on the other side of town from where I usually do my shopping once and hit the door of our new, 2nd Wal-mart nearly running as I needed the ladies' room urgently! I rushed past a couple of people and into the stall, and in a few seconds when I was all better I realized that the shoes I could see under the wall of the stall were most definitely men's oxfords. Then I realized the people I had rushed past were not at sinks, but urinals. I did not want to leave the stall! But I calmly opened the door and walked out of the MEN'S room, making no eye contact. Never going to make that mistake again!

OMG~~~I feel it !!

keep 'em coming. This is too funny.

I know; it feels good to giggle...

the one around here that brings up the best laugh is me chasing my son around the house with a wad of toilet tissue. He loved to bug me outside the bathroom door, doing and saying all kinds of funny stuff, but I got really p...ed off and told him I'd wipe my b..t and rub it in his face if he didn't stop. He didn't and I just grabbed tissue( clean!!) and flew out the door after him. Around the house we ran, him yelling stop , "I wont do it again!" And he didn't for a long time, but encouraged his younger brothers too. Another short one that still makes me crack up. My sister and I didn't have very good singing voices, and we were well into our 30's. Went to church with mom and as we stood to sing along, lowering our vocals when we couldn't hit a high note and when we realized we were both doing the same thing, we started to giggle. Of course we tried to stop laughing, but every time we look at each other, or just thought about it, we'd start giggling all over again. Sort of a hysterical laugh. After that, we didn't sit next to each other in church!!

That is so funny, Clem. I cannot sit next to my wonderful Dad in church, because he can't hit those high notes, either. Only he has no idea how tone deaf he is! I nearly choked once trying to keep from laughing out loud during a hymn as he warbled away, oblivious ... As my bother says, the Bible says to make a joyful noise, not a pretty noise! Better for me to have a buffer zone now!

The one we always laugh about is when my son was 10 or so and ALWAYS made funny faces when he could see his reflection. No matter where we were!

Well, one day we were leaving the grocery store and parked next to our car was a car with tinted windows and he was making funny faces, sticking his tounge out and everything.

Next thing I know is he goes flying thru the open window of our car and says "go mom, go" hurry! He kept saying that over and over again.

Well, I looked over at the car and there was a man sitting in it and he had rolled down his window! It scared the beegeebees out of him and that day he was cured! He has not done it since! He is almost 30 now :lol: :lol:

WHY didn't you get a picture?!!!! You sound like a really FUN nannny!

Jan in VA

I love it when the tables are turned (peacefully)! :lol: Love your sense of humor!

A friend of mine was babysitting for a little girl who was almost two. Every day the little girl would take off one of her socks and 'hide' it. At first it was really easy to find the sock but the day came when my friend could not find the sock anywhere. She asked the little girl and the toddler just smiled. My friend looked all day for that sock. When the toddler's mom came to pick her up my friend explained about the missing sock. When the mom asked the little girl where the sock was the toddler sat down and pulled both socks off the one foot! Smart kid!

This same little girl was a flower girl at age three. About four months later another friend of her mom's asked her if she would like to be a flower girl again. 'No', the toddler replied, 'I've already been down the aisle once'.

My son went thru a time when he had really stinky feet, and I said to him, (in front of his two sisters), "Your feet smell so bad, they're making my mouth water!" Of course, I meant to say my "eyes"!!! Another good one was my fresh daughter, she made me so mad I said, "I'll slap your face off the face of your face!" Just two stories that still are remembered, there are many more, of course.

My mom and I were really close many years ago, always picking on each other. One summer, I went back home to visit, and she needed to go grocery shopping, so I tagged along. I handnt embarrassed her in a while since I moved out on my own. Walking down the grocery ilse, she started getting sentimental about me being gone. So before the tears started, I got ahead of her, dropped down on my knees and started loudly begging her to be nice, not to hit me anymore and that I would be good. She very calmly turned around, leaving the basket of groceries and left the store. Keep in mind, my mother has NEVER struck me, but she sure wanted to that day. We have laughed at that day up until she went to be with our Lord..........

I did that at a Walmart too. The door for the mens was where the ladies door was a the store I was used to... And the sign was on the wall, not the door. When I went flying in, I didn't notice any men in there at all, but when I came out they were lined up at the urinals... You are right - no eye contact - I washed my hands in the ladies RR though...

My dad was a preacher. In the old days they didn't have microphones. His voice carries real well...

When my two daughters were too young to go to a public rest room by themselves I accompanied them in a restaurant. I, too, was in urgent need of the facility. To make matters worse, I had high heels on and clickity clacked to a stall without taking notice of the exposed plumbing. Upon opening the stall door I was stunned to see man, back to us, in the classic posture before the toilet. I muttered "Sorry" and back out with both kids in tow. As I dragged them to the door to make our exit one of them kept whining, "But Mommy, I have to go to the toilet". All was well when we got to the adjoining ladies' room. By the time we got back to our table DH couldn't wait to hear why I had such an attack of the giggles.

Jane

I accompanied my granddaughter to her pediatricians office visit as my son was working. After the visit we got into the packed elevator in the medical building. Everyone stood quietly as we stopped at each floor. My granddaughter, bored by the silence, announces "My grandma has worms!" and smiles all knowingly. Several people backed away from me as I said "Yes, I do" embarrassed to no end. The day before we had set up a worm farm in a container under the kitchen sink and she was so proud of them. Ann in TN

ROFLMBO !!!

My husband had just come home from working a double shift, and for some reason decided he had to take care of the wasp nest way in the corner of our back porsh.
Good wife that I am, at least in MY eyes, I sat on the chair he was going to use as a 'laddeer' to reach the little teeny eeny tiny nest, all the while insisting he go to bed.
It was metal, but had holes in it in a 1 inch grid , even on the seat.
A wasp proceeded to sting me on my butt.

So much for this good wife sh**

It was when the kids were little, and they had this Fisher-Price bowling set, and the pins were stored in the mesh bag attached to the thing you set the pins up on.
So, he gets this thing and puts it over his head, with the plastic stand, about 2' square, hanging on the back. He had seen beekeepers on tv protecting themselved with netting, I guess thats all he could come up with! The picture of him with the netting, and the plastic stand hanging there, is so much funnier in my head than the story, I'm still laughing

This reminds me of the time I took our oldest son to preschool. He knew there was nothing I could do about it there, and he told me "Mom, guess what, I have on 2 pairs of underwear!"

He was 4, that must be the age of overdressing

My 2 sisters, along with my brother and myself were on a long road trip. We stopped at a Godiva shoppe and one sister bought some chocolate. We went sight seeing, got back in the hot car, my 2 sisters in the back (they are in their sixties).

One of them asked me, "do you want some"?

I turned around to see what they were offering me. They had opened up the bag of chocolate and it looked like what you would find in a dirty diaper and they were eating it by dipping their fingers in it.. I will never look at Godiva chocolate the same way again.

Our wedding day...I don't think, for as nervous as I was, that I've laughed that much at anything in my life!

Started with convincing my two adult sons, who walked me down the aisle and gave me away, that they could NOT do so by following me down the aisle with shotguns in hand!!
Then, when I was halfway down the aisle, William looked at me, and then turned to Shelley, the minister, and loudly proclaimed, "I DO!!" :lol: She shushed him with a "Not yet!" Then, when she finally announced that he could "Kiss your bride", he let out a loud "WOOHOO" with a little arm pump action before he grabbed me by the waist and laid one on me...EVERYONE was laughing, and we were told that it was the least boring ceremony they'd ever been to...
Lots of fun that day, for sure!

I read a sign once that said, "God gave you your voice, so make Him listen to it."

OMG !!!!!!
yuckers...

Well, I haven't go so far as sit in the wrong car, but have walked up to the wrong car on several occasions. My DH and I both have fairly common cars (Camry and Prius) for our area, so we have either gone toward the wrong car (forgetting which one we drove) or gone toward a similar car and wondered why the unlock button on the remote wasn't working. After we realize what's going on, we start laughing.

I have done this also...hahahahah

Good one for a smart aleck! :lol: