LOL!LOL!! I HAVE ALL KINDS OF FUN ON THIS BOARD....KEEP IT COMING GIRLS !!

Many years ago, not long after I had moved to Arizona, I was asked how long it had taken me to drive here from England!

While still in England, I had a very young, student pharmacy tech working for me. One of her treats to herself after starting the job was a new motor scooter and she was excited to show it off. We watched her riding around and couldn't understand why the headlight kept coming on when she braked. It turned out that she didn't know that the brake lights came on automatically, and she was turning her lights on and off every time she braked!!!

While teaching third grade, I asked a little boy why he had been absent.
His reply was, "My uncle died."
I told him that I was sorry. He then said,"It's allright, I have another one!"

Oh, these are good! Thanks for the chuckles

Suzy

I ordered a bacon-cheeseburger and it came without bacon. When I brought it to the attention of the waitress she said "Oh, did you want bacon on your bacon-cheeseburger?" I replied Yes, and pointed to my coffee cup and asked for cream and sugar. Then she asked "Cream and sugar for your coffee?" Am I not making myself clear? :{

I lost my VISA card and called the company to report it. The girl that answered told me that I had called the wrong number- to report a lost card I needed to call the number on the back of the card...

Those were great.