Thank You,
I have been down in the dumps all day, and now am laughing, tytyty.

This is funny but kind of scarry at the same time.

Ssevere weather alert said blowing snow and possible white outs. He was asked, "how long will the white-outs last. I don't want to miss them!

My husband was a chef, and a new dishwasher ask him over and over "now what do you want me to do,?" Finally My hubby said, Why dont you go pick the flysk-t out of the pepper.And when I walked thru the dining room, he was very busy emptying the pepper shakers onto a tray.


HERE'S YOUR SIGN

:lol: :lol: :lol: so much fun

Oh, I thought they dropped the common sense class for failure to comply. :lol:

Here's mine: Today, I am trying to find a vintage Singer donor machine. Guy says he knows what I need and comes back with a plastic screw. I tell him I need a metal screw so he goes for another screw. He comes back with another plastic screw and tells me Singer never made all metal machines. I saaid I thought thast was funny because I own about 10 vinatge all metal Singer machines. He says I must be mistaken, like I can't read Singer on a metal machine. Needless to say, I didn't buy the plastic screw and won't go back there.

We were on holiday in Maorca recently, and we were shopping for supplies in the local supermarket. I wanted half a pound of cheese cut from a large block and for a second couldn't remember the weight so asked for half a kilometer of cheese.!! Fortunately my hand gestures were enough for the assistant to understand.!!!

hehehehehe

actually I'd like a "NO" box. There can be a list with boxes by all of them, but at the end a box that just says NO. So we have to keep looking until the garbage is picked up, and we have someone serious about the job. IMHO