wow! i have a story about my mom. she was taking her
sister-in-law to the ariport and she wonderd what the bumps on the stearing wheel were for. her sister-in -law said they are so blind poeple can tell the proper place to hold the stearing wheel. my mom said realy i knever knew that? the sister-in-law said Trish blind poeple dont drive! she has had a hard time living that one down.

Yrs ago....a friend and I was in the drive thru lane ordering from McDonald's and after completing our orders, she proceeded to tell the machine that "Oh, and this is to go!"....shoulda seen the look on my face! I haven't let her live that one down yet!! LOL

So here's another >>>>>here's your sign<<<<

And "Here's your sign" LOL

These are soo funny. I used to work at a High School and we begged them to put in a Common Sense class.

Believe me I wasn't offended -- It was funny once my brother figured out what the problem was and fixed it.

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ok, i HAVE SAT HERE reading all of these, I have to tell you all this one I have is the honest truth!!!
A friend of mine as a friend that told her she went to the bank the other day to get some 1/2 dollars... she went up to the window with one person being served before her, when it was her turn she asked the teller "I would like to have 4 1/2 dollars". She handed her the dollar bills to have the 1/2's exchanged, and this is what the teller said..."1/2 dollars??? we don't have 1/2 dollars, mam." she looked at her strange and said" Well. I just saw them in your drawer..." The teller opened the drawer, and our friend said, " those right there" as she pointed at them....
are you ready for this!!!... The teller says, "oh, those are 50cent pieces"...@1!!*&^%$$@!!@@~!???
yikes, a bank teller!!!

That was as bad as it gets!!

I could share stories of travelers that would have you laughing for weeks!! Just a few...

On a 13 1/2 hour flight - "Do you have public restrooms?" (My answer, "Um, no. They are just for the crew."

On another very long flight - "Do you have a trash can? (My answer, "No, I'm sorry. You'll just have to hang on to that."

My all time favorite (and I am NOT making this up!) Another flight attendant came up to me and asked if we had open seats. I said no, asked what the problem was...longer story shorter...a young woman didn't want to sit next to the window because she was meeting her boyfriend when we landed and she didn't want her hair to get messed up! I reached over, closed the window shade, and told her her hair would be just fine!

It's hard to beleive that someone could be so dumb.