The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
Even when totally smashed..... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in; I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem ticked off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shoot', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Funny!! :thumbup:

LOL Bring them on. Too funny!

So funny....Thank you.

Lol!

rofl, that is so funny

Whooooo. Remind me not to get one of those malfunctioning cookoo clocks. I thought that's what dh was for.LOL

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: too funny!

LOVE IT!!!!!!!! LOL

Hilarous!! :)

lol

ROFL I like that one!!

Still laughing

LMAO that's so freakin funny!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA that's a good one!! :D:D

lol

LOL

Oh funny girl...I am still laughing as I write

Thanks for the early morning laugh. That was a hoot! er coo coo!!

LOL!!! BUSTED??????????

LMAO! That is too funny! Thanks for sharing!

Oh Goodness...laughed so hard that i teared up !!!
a good one!

Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard. This was so funny.

Nice!! :)

I love it!!!!

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Laughing so hard. This was great.

LOL!!!! toooooooooo funny!!!!

ROFL :D

That was great! Thanks for the laugh. ROFLMAO :lol:

A good laugh with that one.

rofl...

This is so funny. lol made my day.

I have a group of email buddies and we send this kind of stuff to each other all the time. However we have one standing rule. We warn each other before posting a "snorter", as in a post that is likely to make you shoot coffee, mild, wine, (fill in favorite beverage) out of your nose and ruin your keyboard. LOL Thanks for sharing.

Very funny

I have to tell all of you that I am SO happy to hear so many of you enjoying this story as much as I did. A friend sent it to me originally, and after I read through it, I started to giggle. Then I started laughing and my DH asked what's up? I said I would read it to him. By the time I got to the first 'cuckoo' I was giggling so much my DH said he would just read it himself! I said NO, NO, I need to do this! As I progressed through the rest of the cuckoos, I lost it. You know how, when you laugh so hard, you don't make any noise? And when you try to talk, your voice gets really high and squeaky and nobody can understand a word you try to say? And then DH was laughing and he hadn't even heard the 'punch line' yet! You know how laughter is contagious?! And then I had to wipe my tears away to try to squeak out the last line, pretty much hysterical. After I recovered somewhat and tried to breathe, I asked DH if he realized how much that sounded like something I would do? He said yes, he got that too! Not that I go out much or drink very much, but strange things just happen sometimes! :)

This one brought tears of laughter to my eyes!

Thanks!

Still laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:

You go girl....

LOL, LOL I am still laughing.... :D