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Yosamitesa 08-29-2011 03:06 PM

My 18 month old baby boy figured out how to take off diaper and wee wee all over his bed and the floor!!! Guess who isn't a happy momma!!!

blueangel 08-29-2011 03:07 PM

Kids will be kids.

Stitchnripper 08-29-2011 03:07 PM

Oy!

Teddybear Lady 08-29-2011 03:09 PM

I know I shouldn't laugh but... boys can do funny things. I know, I raised one. He's 31 and still cracks me up sometimes.

Yosamitesa 08-29-2011 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by Teddybear Lady
I know I shouldn't laugh but... boys can do funny things. I know, I raised one. He's 31 and still cracks me up sometimes.

Ok...how much worse does it get???

ann31039 08-29-2011 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by Yosamitesa

Originally Posted by Teddybear Lady
I know I shouldn't laugh but... boys can do funny things. I know, I raised one. He's 31 and still cracks me up sometimes.

Ok...how much worse does it get???

Mine got a marker and colored "it". Lol.

carolaug 08-29-2011 03:14 PM

You were lucky it was just wee, wee...just you wait...LOL

AFQSinc 08-29-2011 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by Yosamitesa

Originally Posted by Teddybear Lady
I know I shouldn't laugh but... boys can do funny things. I know, I raised one. He's 31 and still cracks me up sometimes.

Ok...how much worse does it get???

I've got a 3 year old boy....so yes, I'm wondering the same thing!

Yosamitesa...when my kidlet went though that stage I used duct tape on the diaper tabs. Take a length and wrap to the back. He won't be able to get the tape off but you can. Just don't join the ends at the back. When it was suggesed to me I poo-pooed (no pun intended) the idea, However, after spending the day wiping up, using Nature's Miracle and washing toys and clothes I got desperate. It works. :)

Yosamitesa 08-29-2011 03:17 PM

Ha ha!!!

Murphy 08-29-2011 03:26 PM

Boys will be boys (rofl).

Airwick156 08-29-2011 03:27 PM

I can't answer that question. I only had girls. My sister now she had 6 boys and no girls.!!! But I can remember some of the things they did.
This one time her second boy was 2 years old. And she used to buy Shasta soda pop in these flat boxes there was like 24 cans in each one. She had 4 of these flats of different flavored soda. She put them in this closet that didn't have a door but just a curtain she hung up. He was sleeping in a little toddler bed by this time I suppose he was closer to 3 years old at the time. He got up out of bed and decided he wanted a "pop" so he helped himself to a "pop". Only thing is......he opened EVERY SINGLE ONE of those cans of pop and poured them out on her carpet in front of that closet and thats what my sister woke up to that morning. So boys will do funny things as I know girls do too. lol (They were pull tab cans)

auntpiggylpn 08-29-2011 03:31 PM


Originally Posted by ann31039

Originally Posted by Yosamitesa

Originally Posted by Teddybear Lady
I know I shouldn't laugh but... boys can do funny things. I know, I raised one. He's 31 and still cracks me up sometimes.

Ok...how much worse does it get???

Mine got a marker and colored "it". Lol.

Oh My!!!!

MadQuilter 08-29-2011 03:31 PM


Originally Posted by Yosamitesa
Ok...how much worse does it get???

My brother got into EVERYTHING when he was little and the little bugger was quick about it too. One second he was asleep in the playpen, the next he had managed to pull the molasses and the flour off the shelf. It took a while to clean him up.

Another time, he stuffed coffee beans up his nose. My mom found out when he sneezed them into the bathtub.

My nephew started to dig a hole in his wall when his mom told him that NO, you will NOT have a staircase to your room from outside.

He also got a little lazy and peed in the corner by the closet.

How much worse can it get? HA! .....but you'll laugh about all of it some day.

denise d 08-29-2011 03:38 PM

Not to be a party pooper, but it can get much worse.

I have 2 boys, 17 months apart, and the craziness that ensues.

BTW, the cleaning of the pee does not get any better. Once they get potty trained, then you have the added bonus of cleaning the pee from the bathroom. :)

It took me 6 weeks to figure out how the pee was getting on the doors of the vanity that is across from the toilet. <shakes head> LOL

Yosamitesa 08-29-2011 03:41 PM

Lol!!! Well I know when my stepson was 8 I caught him peeing in the trashcan because it was easier to hit.

QUILTNMO 08-29-2011 03:45 PM

i think all kids it a few times

RenaB 08-29-2011 03:50 PM

Now just show him the toilet and tell him to do the same thing :)

dogpursemaker 08-29-2011 03:58 PM

When my second son was about a year old, he figured out that handy little trick. I started putting his pajamas and diapers on backwards. He looked funny, but couldn't reach his back to unzip.

Dolphyngyrl 08-29-2011 04:14 PM

Thats too funny my baby did that a few months back, diaper in one part of the crib, pee in another and baby in another. She was a happy camper, look what I can do!!!

maryb119 08-29-2011 04:18 PM

Boys will be boys!! I have 3 sons and this sounds like some of the things they did. All 3 like to "moon" me. They are adults and that is one sight I can do without.

Vanuatu Jill 08-29-2011 04:26 PM

LOL LOL LOL -oh---the stories I could tell about my two boys-and my sister's two boys!!! Just accept anything they do, others have done before them, so it must be ok!! My grandfather use to tell my Mom, "Anything those kids do to you--YOU'VE GOT COMING!" I'll use that on my boys when they have their own kids (which I am STILL waiting for!)

valsma 08-29-2011 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by Yosamitesa
My 18 month old baby boy figured out how to take off diaper and wee wee all over his bed and the floor!!! Guess who isn't a happy momma!!!

At least it wasn't the carpet, unless he has carpet in his bedroom.
Oh and it is a boy thing. My boys, I could tell you tales that would curl your hair. LOL

Barb44 08-29-2011 04:40 PM

My FIL taught my DS, when at the farm, that if you had to pee you just went where you were. So in town when he was out playing he would just go in the yard. Got him broke of that, then started peeing out his bedroom window. The urine stains on the house were a dead giveaway.

I does get worse. There's the jumping off the garage roof, the broken windows, the hill jumping with his bike, the concussions, the knocked out teeth, etc, etc, and so on. All this goes on until they get their drivers license....

SEGASAL 08-29-2011 04:41 PM

When my little one figured out to get his diaper off....we used a small piece of duct tape to keep the tabs in place...and he could not get it off again....Did that until he was potty trained...

Up North 08-29-2011 04:53 PM

LOL first it was leaning to get the diaper off then playing with his little cars in the doo doo mud bogging! I also used duck tap and backwards pajamas!! Boys are an interesting bunch! I had 5

Jill 08-29-2011 05:18 PM

I had twin sons (they are 32 now) who were born seven weeks early. They were a handful to take care of at first since they were preemies, but for some silly, idiotic reason I just kept thinking it would get better, say when they were six weeks old, then it would be better when they were a year, and on and on and on. It didn't get better just changed with their ages. It was very nerve wracking when they started driving, sad when they left for college, and exciting when the first GC was born. It just goes on for a lifetime and you never stop worrying about them.

NanaCsews2 08-29-2011 05:21 PM

LOL! Been through it many years ago! All 3 of mine liked to take theirs off when there was a little more than wetness! Lil Stinkers!

mythreesuns 08-29-2011 05:29 PM

We had three sons..the oldest 2 were 14 months between each other. When the boys were 4 and 5.. we had a wedding gift opening at a hotel with a swimming pool...someone comes into the hall and says..there are two cute little kids in their undies swimming..yup..our sons... they decided to swim with the group that rented the pool for drills.

mythreesuns 08-29-2011 05:30 PM

oops sorry... double post...

Yosamitesa 08-29-2011 06:49 PM

Whew...no more excitement tonight. ;)

mrsjdt 08-29-2011 06:49 PM

You should be happy Momma---my great grand daughter, 20 mos, learned how to remove a "dirty" diaper...Mom caught her, quite quickly, but "there was nothing in it"????? She looked in all the obvious places (to her) and found nothing. A couple days later, with a lingering smell in the bedroom, she proceeded to look for what was causing the stink...as Anna toddled around the room she asked "Pie Mommy"? And when Mommy looked, she was taking the "lost deposit" out of the kitchen set, in a plastic pie pan!!!!!

Yosamitesa 08-29-2011 07:08 PM

OMG!!! Ewww...thank you. ;)

Annaleehunter 08-29-2011 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by Yosamitesa
My 18 month old baby boy figured out how to take off diaper and wee wee all over his bed and the floor!!! Guess who isn't a happy momma!!!

He-he! I have 4 boys! The youngest is 18 months now. He was removing diaper at 12 months! At 18 months, he wants to sit on the potty all the time, or to be changed immediately! Problem is he has a 9 month old baby sister.... things are crazy here, but, I am a testimony to the fact that YOU WILL live through this!

One hint that sounds crazy is to teach him to pee on a tree outside. They think this is great fun and potty train very quickly this way. I know you think I am nuts, but all my boys potty trained easily and happily and early this way! (Just watch out in public places when you have to get them to the potty b/f they pee in public!)

Annaleehunter 08-29-2011 07:38 PM


Originally Posted by mrsjdt
You should be happy Momma---my great grand daughter, 20 mos, learned how to remove a "dirty" diaper...Mom caught her, quite quickly, but "there was nothing in it"????? She looked in all the obvious places (to her) and found nothing. A couple days later, with a lingering smell in the bedroom, she proceeded to look for what was causing the stink...as Anna toddled around the room she asked "Pie Mommy"? And when Mommy looked, she was taking the "lost deposit" out of the kitchen set, in a plastic pie pan!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh!

Teddybear Lady 08-29-2011 07:41 PM


Originally Posted by Up North
LOL first it was leaning to get the diaper off then playing with his little cars in the doo doo mud bogging! I also used duck tap and backwards pajamas!! Boys are an interesting bunch! I had 5

ROFL :lol:

Aunt Sue 08-29-2011 08:25 PM


Originally Posted by ann31039

Originally Posted by Yosamitesa

Originally Posted by Teddybear Lady
I know I shouldn't laugh but... boys can do funny things. I know, I raised one. He's 31 and still cracks me up sometimes.

Ok...how much worse does it get???

Mine got a marker and colored "it". Lol.

OMG!! That is just tooooo funny!!

Novice.for.now 08-29-2011 08:37 PM

Someday, this will be a precious memory. Someday. :/

Nanamoms 08-29-2011 09:40 PM

Oh yes, my grandson when first potty trained decided it was just too funny to pee in my flower bed...in the front yard...I live in a subdivision...no matter that neighbors were out and cars passing by!! And don't dare try to tell them to "hold it" so they don't spray everywhere...it's just too much fun to stand at potty and let "it" do its thing!! LOL

Annaleehunter 08-29-2011 10:01 PM


Originally Posted by Nanamoms
Oh yes, my grandson when first potty trained decided it was just too funny to pee in my flower bed...in the front yard...I live in a subdivision...no matter that neighbors were out and cars passing by!! And don't dare try to tell them to "hold it" so they don't spray everywhere...it's just too much fun to stand at potty and let "it" do its thing!! LOL

No worries I am a pastor's wife and we live in the parsonage. My son will attempt to 'water' the flower beds!

Annaquilts 08-29-2011 10:06 PM

Thankfully it was just wee. My youngest one, the innocent beauty on the left in the avatar picture, was a paint artist. That is all I will say about that. Try putting one of those sleepers or sleeper bags on back wards and his diaper too. Some people duck tape their little ones into their diapers. Lets hope he doesn't get into painting too.


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