A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two
Missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart
melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle
bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, crosses her little arms,
leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,



"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh Ditter, FUNNY...

Thanks Ditter! :thumbup:

LOL..:)

Fuuuuuunny!

LMBO!! That's a good one.

LOL LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL oh Ditter you really slay me.

very funny, where do you find all the stuff you put on here????

This is so funny, you still make my day.

That was too funny. LOL

lol

ROFL!!!!!!!

you are soooooooooooooooo BAD! :lol: :lol:

YOu get the prize for finally making me smile today! :-D

Jan in VA

LOL...a good one :thumbup:

That's precious!!! and so funny.

Ditter! Where do you find these!!!!! That is toooo funny!!!!!!

LOL!

Love your jokes! Look for them every day.

hahahaha

You did it again. Started mine and my husbands day off with a laugh.

Thanks! You brightened my day. Love your jokes.

Thanks for the laugh, I really needed that!

This is so funny I can't stop laughing. I really enjoy reading your postings.

Love it!

Ditter, isn't that just the sweetest little thing. I got this on an e-mail and right away sent it out again

Still laughing!

:lol:

Ditter, I find myself looking forward to your posts every day. Thanks for another chuckle.

Wish I could meet you. You make my day.

Oh you are too funny, Ditter!!!

I needed that out-loud-laugh!!!!

AAAHHHH!! Too funny!!!

Love your stories Keep them coming

Too funny, thanks!

I can relate!! I have 2 pythons. and no . . . they weally don't give a thit what color the meal is.

Ditter, I cut and paste so many of your stories and email them to my kids.

Ditter, you are a HOOT!!!! Keep em coming. We are so TOTALLY dependent on you. Thanks for the laughs.