With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!




Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!
















:lol:

That sounds good to me!

ha ha

That's MY story and I'm sticking to it.......... :thumbup:

I prefer this explanation to the crazy one my doctor gave me....lol

I love the explanation.

Your avatar kitty seems to agree too!

As a teacher - I can tell you - this is absolutely true.
Have a great day,
Scherrie

Not sure if it's true, but I like it. I must be almost a genius.

LOL! Thanks for this today! :D

If that is how it is calculated, I must be a female Einstein.