With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!




Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!
















:lol:

That sounds good to me!

ha ha

That's MY story and I'm sticking to it.......... :thumbup:

I prefer this explanation to the crazy one my doctor gave me....lol

I love the explanation.

Your avatar kitty seems to agree too!

As a teacher - I can tell you - this is absolutely true.
Have a great day,
Scherrie

Not sure if it's true, but I like it. I must be almost a genius.

LOL! Thanks for this today! :D

If that is how it is calculated, I must be a female Einstein.

This is a definite girlfriend story!*

Recently in a large city in France, a poster featuring
a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window
of a gym

It said, "This summer, do you want to be a
mermaid or a whale?"

A middle-aged woman, whose physical
characteristics did not match those of the woman
on the poster, responded publicly to the question
posed by the gym.

To Whom It May Concern: Whales are always
surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious
humans.)

They have an active sex life, get pregnant and have
adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time
with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp.
They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful
places like Patagonia, the Bering Sea and the coral
reefs of Polynesia .

Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded
CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have
no predators other than humans. They are loved,
protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.

Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be
lining up outside the offices of psychoanalysts due to
their identity crisis. Fish or human?

They don't have a sex life because they kill men who
get close to them, not to mention how could they have
sex? Just look at them ... where is IT?

Therefore, they don't have kids either. Not to mention,
who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish
store?

The choice is perfectly clear to me: I want to be a whale.

P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads
the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer
to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a
man who makes me shiver, and a piece of chocolate
with my friends.

With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so
much information and wisdom in our heads that when
there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of
our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously
cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror
I will think,

*Good grief, look how smart I am!?*

that is funny. made me laugh

That has got to be true. :shock: :roll: :lol: :evil: :thumbup:

Oh YES! Finally, an answer to my question, when did my behind get so bi_.....intelligent!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!

i can't wait to tell my DD!
her friends nicknamed her smart ass redhead, several years ago!
Weeeelll, I'm so smart I carry some of mine sideways, lol, and in many places...
guess that makes me multi-fat-ceted!:lol: :lol: :lol: :XD:

Oh, that's the reason I'm so big and getting bigger all the time! I'll have to explain that to my doctor in a few weeks!

Thanks for the info!:):)

Now thats funny. I guess me too. :mrgreen:

Miss Mousie, you are to funny for words :lol: I'm still rolling :thumbup:

OMG mousie...you are tooooo funny!

So that's why I can't seem to lose weight!!!

Thank you for sharing this with us :D:D:D

hahahahahahahahahahah

roflol, love your explanation!

I would so much rather be a "smart ass" than a "dumb ass". This is the best explanation of this phenomena ever!

When someone in our family would call someone else a smart ass my Mom would always respond with "That's because we don't have dumb ass's in this family" and we still say it! So how wonderful your DD is NOT a dumb ass!

haha

:thumbup:

I agree!

Love it! Works for me too.

I absolutely love it!!

ROFLOL!

:P :P :P :lol: :lol:

Ha Ha! Doc will love this one!

I can live with that. I must be really smart. :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's my TAIL and I am stuck with it!

So that's what happened...........LOL!

I like this way of thinking!!

I feel better now that I know I'm just smart!

Gotta love it!!

Yelp, works for me!