IS this really true?????

Old 04-24-2010, 06:39 AM
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With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!




Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!
















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Old 04-24-2010, 06:40 AM
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That sounds good to me!
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ha ha
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:46 AM
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That's MY story and I'm sticking to it.......... :thumbup:
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:48 AM
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I prefer this explanation to the crazy one my doctor gave me....lol
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I love the explanation.

Your avatar kitty seems to agree too!
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As a teacher - I can tell you - this is absolutely true.
Have a great day,
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:54 AM
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Not sure if it's true, but I like it. I must be almost a genius.
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:56 AM
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LOL! Thanks for this today! :D
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:59 AM
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If that is how it is calculated, I must be a female Einstein.
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