Oh my gosh ... that's the funniest thing I have ever read. I'm sending it to everybody I know!!! Thanks.

Can you explain to me how you "send it", other than copying by hand. Thanks, Ditter, we need a chuckle every day!

I highlighted the text and then clicked on Control-C, went into my e=mail and opened a new message and clicked on Control-V to paste it in the message.

Thanks for telling how to copy, send etc. Now I'll try it.

Oh Ditter I am In Tears, Thanks for Sharing that is to Funny.

Oh my those are funny

So funny, Thanks

Ditter, Too, TOOOO FUNNY!!!!! Thank you.

too funny, still lol

With my husbands sense of humor, I can see him doing some of these things. LOTS OF LAUGHTER!!!!