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lollygagging 09-26-2011 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by cathyvv
Very funny - I mean it. LOL funny.

I LOVE your dad!!! I'm still chuckling. Toooooooo funny!!! Thanks for sharing.

twixbar 09-26-2011 09:21 AM

Great response. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

lynnie 09-26-2011 09:27 AM

i alughed out lousd at the library

EnjoyMyQuilting 09-26-2011 10:37 AM

Laughter is the BEST medicine!!!

JanetM 09-26-2011 10:55 AM

Too funny, would have loved to see the teenagers face. :thumbup:

I just called my husband at work to read him your post. He was laughing so hard the people around him are wondering why. :lol: :lol: :lol:

deb8746 09-26-2011 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by dohogn3764
COME ON FRIENDS, PALS, MOMS, AND ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL QUILTERS WHO GET TOGETHER TO HELP ONE ANOTHER........


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time . When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I just about laughed so hard I had tears running down my legs

LadyCougar 09-26-2011 11:14 AM

Good for him - I'd love to know the reaction of the teenager. LOL :lol:

justlooking 09-26-2011 12:40 PM

LOL

matraina 09-26-2011 12:41 PM

I heard that one before. It's a laugher!

dphelps 09-26-2011 12:59 PM

Are you for real? That is the funniest thing I have heard in a while. I was just watching the news and they were reporting on Laughing Yoga and how effective it is (the Laughter). You have made my day with laughter. Too funny.


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