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First time I heard this joke, it was a peacock, not a parrot.
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Too freakin funny!!! Thanks for making my hubby and me laugh!!!
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I am howling with laughter. Your dad is a hoot!!!
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OMG! I wish I was one who can come up with such a great response on the fly!
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Hilarious!!!
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OMG - what a great dad!
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Hilarious...thanks for a good laugh :lol:
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GREAT reply!!!!!!!!!!! Those who look like that deserve to be stared at. Why else would they do it. Got a good laugh out of that.
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very good!! Love your dad
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I like your dad. He is too funny! I don't care if it is an old joke.
Originally Posted by dohogn3764
COME ON FRIENDS, PALS, MOMS, AND ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL QUILTERS WHO GET TOGETHER TO HELP ONE ANOTHER........
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time . When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... "Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid." |
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