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    Quilt joke

    As you know,marijuana theme fabric is now available...beautiful,green,leafy. So what does a quilter make from it? Pot holders!😊
    Life may not be the party we planned for,but while we are here we should dance!

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    LOL. Thanks for the laugh.

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    That is good.

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    Quick wit!
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    Now that brought a smile

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    Now that's a funny one!
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    Good one.....my laugh to start the day.

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    Good one!

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    Funny--lol, lol !

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    laughed so much I told dh. where can I get it. would make great, what else, pot holders.
    put off till tomorrow what you can do today, and if you procrastinate long enough, you may never have to do it.

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    Brilliant!

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    Lolololololololo!

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    Thanks for my giggle today!

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    Oh that was funny!!!!

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    I found it on Spoonflower They print it on lots of different types of fabric. Plain cotton starts at $17.50 a yard. http://www.spoonflower.com/fabric/2998354#

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    Definitely a groaner - thanks for my afternoon laugh!

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    My dh just looks at me funny when I repeat jokes I see...I did have to chuckle at the marijuana-themed fabric, though...it WOULD make cute potholders!
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    That's cute!!

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    I just told this joke today. My neighbor took me out to lunch at an irish Pub near the small airport here and we were told the dining room wasn't open. She was a bit upset since she had called ahead. We sat next to the pub in a nice small room and had a very nice lunch. Bangers and Mash and Shepherds Pie. With bread pudding later. The wait person was so very nice with us since things hadn't started out well and he told us some jokes and I told him the POT holder one. Luckily he knew what a pot holder was (I think) he, he.

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    So cute! Will be repeating this one!

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