Quilters! cute sayings please read!
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craftybear , 05-15-2010 10:10 AM
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Our quilt guild had a quilt show in Chesterfield, Indiana and had a basket full of free goodies. I picked up a small zip bag with M and M candies all different colors of this candy and had this cute saying on the back on the quilt show business card.
"Quilters Transquillizers"
Yellow: Soothes nerves when you need to buy fabric and the quilt shop is closed.
Blue: Relaxes tense muscles when your fabric stash looks low
Brown: relieves panic attacks when you can't find a place to hide more fabric.
Orange: minimize depression if you spent the fabric allowance before the sale started.
Green: lessens guilty feelings of using grocery money when Orange didn't work
Red: reduces frustration when you can't find the perfect fabric
Warning: Using more than one color at a time is known to cause late night sewing and excessive fabric handling.
"Quilters Transquillizers"
Yellow: Soothes nerves when you need to buy fabric and the quilt shop is closed.
Blue: Relaxes tense muscles when your fabric stash looks low
Brown: relieves panic attacks when you can't find a place to hide more fabric.
Orange: minimize depression if you spent the fabric allowance before the sale started.
Green: lessens guilty feelings of using grocery money when Orange didn't work
Red: reduces frustration when you can't find the perfect fabric
Warning: Using more than one color at a time is known to cause late night sewing and excessive fabric handling.
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Quote:
It's not unfinished it's half finished.Originally Posted by craftybear
Do you have a cute quilt saying? If so please post it here. Thanks! This will be fun!
Asking a quilter to mend is like asking a chef to wash dishes.
Give a quilter an inch and she'll think she's a ruler.
Quilting is always more pressing than housework.
Behind every quilter there's good backing.