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Thread: Remember to remove ALL labels! (joke)

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    Remember to remove ALL labels! (joke)

    I just received this in an email, and didn't expect this.....

    Tag Sale Special
    I was getting ready for a tag sale one summer day. Since it was so humid out, I decided to stay inside my air-conditioned house and mark the special stickers I had bought for the sale.
    Then I slapped them on my blouse, ran outside, stuck them on the appropriate items and rushed back inside.
    I did this until every item was labeled.
    Later that day a UPS man came by the house with a delivery. I noticed that as I was signing for the package, he seemed ill at ease.
    It was only after he left that I noticed there was one sticker still attached to the front of my blouse. It read “Make me an offer.”
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    Ha, ha, ha....
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    Funny!!!!!!

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    Ha ha ha.....

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    Thanks I needed that

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    I got a good chuckle out of that!

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    What a gentleman. Love the laugh.
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    ha ha that is funny good way to wake up with a laugh

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    lol, that is just too funny. Thanks for the "giggle" this morning.
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    I love to laugh.....and I love to make others laugh too...... Also love Ditter's jokes!
    A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. ~Hugh Downs
    Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns.I am thankful that thorns have roses.~Allophones Karr
    “The happiest people I know are those who lose themselves in the service of others." — Gordon B Hinckley

    "It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." ~ Confucius

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    good one! :-)

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    Too funny! I would have loved to be a fly on the wall and seen the delivery man's face!
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    That's pretty funny!

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    That is so funny. No telling who will hear this from him. LOL

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