Ditter43

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.'s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all about the front yard.
The door to his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, and a throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand lay piled up by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and other piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried that she might be ill, or worse!!

He found her lounging into the bedroom, still in her pajamas, reading a novel.

She smiled, looked up at him and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "you know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes", he replied reluctantly.

She answered, "We'll, today I didn't do it!!"

nursie76

Oh man! I love it!!!!!

cjomomma

Had to read this one to DH, we both loved it!!!!

1quilt_gma

Love it!!!

Jim's Gem

I have read this to my DH in the past!
So true!!!!

amandasgramma

I actually had a girlfriend that did something similar! It's funny --- and for my girlfriend, it worked!!! LOL

marymc

I wass a stay at home mom to 4 children, the first 3 all boys in 4 years. I really did this one day! Kids are all grown now but everyone has heard this story form either myself or my husband! Too funny, I must add that my husband was always very supportive of me being home. i am a lucky lady.

Mimito2

25 years ago I stayed home with my 2 DS and to make end meet I babysat 5 children under 5 (1-4yr,2-2yr,2-under 1) My DH kept making nasty comments about the house not being kept spotless as I didn't have anything else to do. He hurt his knee, had to have surgery and was to re-coop for 6 weeks. I made him look after the babies (I did the diapers)so I could clean. He was back to work in less than 4, couldn't handle the kids. I never heard anything else about a spotless house.

SherryLea

I never got to stay home with my kids would of loved to but thier Dad was not a great supporter so someone had too. My wash would pile up and I would spend all weekend washing cloths and cleaning house as a Manger for the Telephone compay I had to work long hours and beside my 2 kids I had 14 women to keep happy. I have remarried a man who never had children and does not understand when I say stay at home Mom's have the hardest Jobs. I wish he could spend a
day with a stay at home Mom.

drivingsusan

This is great!!
Wish I had had the nerve to try this...a long, long time ago!!!