Sewing Haikus
03-10-2019, 02:35 PM
#14
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: New Hampshire & Maine
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Better at limericks than Haiku:
There was a quilter from Bath,
who was really quite bad at math.
No seams had good matches,
Her quilt's now just patches,
Only good for a real belly laugh.
(Don't worry, I won't give up my day job!)
There was a quilter from Bath,
who was really quite bad at math.
No seams had good matches,
Her quilt's now just patches,
Only good for a real belly laugh.
(Don't worry, I won't give up my day job!)
03-10-2019, 04:02 PM
#15
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 9,300
Originally Posted by ILoveToQuilt
Better at limericks than Haiku:
There was a quilter from Bath,
who was really quite bad at math.
No seams had good matches,
Her quilt's now just patches,
Only good for a real belly laugh.
(Don't worry, I won't give up my day job!)
There was a quilter from Bath,
who was really quite bad at math.
No seams had good matches,
Her quilt's now just patches,
Only good for a real belly laugh.
(Don't worry, I won't give up my day job!)
03-11-2019, 06:50 PM
#17
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Join Date: May 2014
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 900
Originally Posted by zozee
There once was a quilter named Zo
whose was covered in scraps head to toe.
The quilts, they got started
But from neglect they departed
to a pergatory called "UFO."
whose was covered in scraps head to toe.
The quilts, they got started
But from neglect they departed
to a pergatory called "UFO."
03-11-2019, 09:03 PM
#18
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: San Francisco Bay-Area...Union City
Posts: 443
These are great! I think mine might qualify as a haiku. I can't remember about the ending punctuations so I didn't.
Dog on my lap sleeps
Chain stitching the two inch squares
I sigh, I smile, I'm happy.
Dog on my lap sleeps
Chain stitching the two inch squares
I sigh, I smile, I'm happy.
03-17-2019, 04:06 AM
#20
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Northeastern Indiana
Posts: 2,800
Darcyshannon, I was doing the same thing at the same time. Last night I left myself a lovely little pile to stitch that were to be sewn a certain way and while sleeping I forgot what I was doing. I sewed them all shut and have 7 more to take out and fix.
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