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Thread: Simple home remedies and tips!!

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    I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!



    AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:



    1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.



    2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.



    3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER



    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.



    5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE TOO AFRAID TO COUGH.



    6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.



    7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.



    DAILY THOUGHT:



    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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    LOL Thanks for a good laugh for the day.

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    lol

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    Thanks Ditter, I'm glad to see you. I was worried when I didn't for a few days.

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    Thanks Ditter! :thumbup:

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    LMBO

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    I looooove it! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Good ones!

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    Ditter, I'm still laughing....OUT LOUD!!!!

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    Thanks, I got my laugh of the day! :D

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    Thanks for my daily laugh.

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    thnx for the laugh...it was definitely needed today

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    another good one, Ditter! I sure did need a good laugh today. I've been feeling kind of low.

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    This is all very sound and logical advice. I will have to use it! LOL

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    These are priceless......lol thanks

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    ROFL. That was too funny. The WD-40 and Duct tape are perfect.

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    LOL I just love numb. 7...That is me all over, I use duct tape for just about anything..so much so that my kids pick on me about it..Something breaks, they yell " Here comes Momma with the duct tape"

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    Thank you Ditter, you always make me laugh. Keep up the good work.

    Happy Easter!!

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    you are soooo funny

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    very funny!

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    Thanks for the laugh Ditter!! We can always count on you!

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    LOL you are such a kidder! love your jokes

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    Great one!

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    Thanks so much!

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    ROFLOL! Thanks for the laughs. :lol:

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