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    I have kleptomania,
    But when it gets bad,
    I take something for it.

    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

    I may be schizophrenic,
    But at least I have each other.

    With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment,
    It is worth reflecting on the death [actually Jan 2, 1996] of a very important person,
    Which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote
    "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.
    The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
    They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

    I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
    Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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    Thanks for the morning laugh. Now the hokey pokey song is stuck in my head and a vision of them trying to put that man in his coffin. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! I'm gonna be laughing all day.

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    What she said!

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    Funny, LOL.

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    Those are good!! Thanks for starting my day off with laughter. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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    Funny

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    Love the hokey pokey jokey!

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    HA! Thanks, needed a smile.

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    Dancing the hokey pokey with GKs will never be the same. LOL

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    ROTFLMAO at the hokey pokey!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cjomomma
    Thanks for the morning laugh. Now the hokey pokey song is stuck in my head and a vision of them trying to put that man in his coffin. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! I'm gonna be laughing all day.
    Can't stop laughing at that one either!!!!

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    I used to work as a nurse in a small nursing home. The resident lounge was right in front of the nurse's station. When I had a quick moment, I would gather up a couple of the residents just sitting and we would do the Hokey Pokey. The residents loved it and it actually became a weekly activity put on the calendar "Hokey Pokey with Ruth"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cjomomma
    Thanks for the morning laugh. Now the hokey pokey song is stuck in my head and a vision of them trying to put that man in his coffin. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! I'm gonna be laughing all day.
    glad i could lighten your day ;)

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