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Thread: Super Bowl Blonde Joke

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    Super Bowl Blonde Joke



    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

    They had great seats behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "...especially the tight pants and all the big muscles but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"......

    "Well they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, ALL they kept screaming was..."Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!"....

    "I'm like... Hellooooo? It is only 25 cents!"

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    Good one! !

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    at least that would be one commercial or what ever that I would like!

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    Funny. My football fanatic dh will love it.

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    Ha, ha, ha...good one.
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    Oh, this is too funny. Just had to copy and send to a few blondies I know.....LOL!

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    Love blonde jokes! This one is great!

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    Love blonde jokes.
    I believe giving what I can will never cause me to be in need.
    Being cheap is not a badge of honor.
    My heroes are working people, paying their own way, taking care of their children and being decent human beings.

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    that is too cute.

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    I've heard it before, but it is still funny!

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    Thanks for the laugh!

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    lol....my dil is blonde and i cant wait to tell her this one
    Mary

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    Ha, Ha, Ha, cute joke.

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