Golf humor
02-25-2012, 02:22 PM
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<tt>During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity</tt><o
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<tt>level, and so I described a typical day this way:</tt><o></o
<tt>"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank</tt><o></o
<tt>eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up</tt><o></o
<tt>and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,</tt><o></o
<tt>crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake</tt><o></o
<tt>and took four "leaks" behind big trees."</tt><o></o
<tt>Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an</tt><o></o
<tt>outdoors man!"</tt><o></o
<tt>"No," I replied, "I'm just a very terrible golfer."</tt><o<o</o</o
></o<tt>level, and so I described a typical day this way:</tt><o
></o<tt>"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank</tt><o
></o<tt>eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up</tt><o
></o<tt>and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,</tt><o
></o<tt>crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake</tt><o
></o<tt>and took four "leaks" behind big trees."</tt><o
></o<tt>Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an</tt><o
></o<tt>outdoors man!"</tt><o
></o<tt>"No," I replied, "I'm just a very terrible golfer."</tt><o
<o</o</o
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