Tony the Tiger and the Blonde
03-09-2011, 09:25 PM
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A blond calls her boyfriend and says "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it is finished?"
The blond says, "According to the picture on the box, its a tiger."
Her Boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread out on the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.....
He sighs, "Let's put all the frosted flakes back in the box."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it is finished?"
The blond says, "According to the picture on the box, its a tiger."
Her Boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread out on the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.....
He sighs, "Let's put all the frosted flakes back in the box."
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