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Old 04-18-2010, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by MegsAnn
How do you fold them?
How to fold a fitted sheet.

Take two corners and fold them into each other so the one folded corner is on top of the other one. (Like putting your hands on top of each other and closing them.) Do the same with the other two, and then fold in half again and put the four corners so they are into each other. Then just keep folding in half or thirds until you get it the size you want it.

Then fold your flat sheet to almost the same size but leave the last fold unfolded. Fold your pillow cases. Then place your flat sheet down, place your folded fitted sheet on top of that with one fold open. Place your folded pillow cases on top of the fitted sheets. Then fold the last fold over which will encase the pillow cases and fitted sheet. This will make you one bundle of sheets/cases to just grab when you change the bedding.
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:04 PM
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Those were a riot--someone wrote down all our thoughts. :-D
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:08 PM
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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.


I have seen too many episodes of "Forensic Files" to think this will make any difference.
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Born2Sew
They don't even teach cursive writing these days. At least, not around here. In a few years time, no one will be able to read things that were written in cursive. Sad, isn't it.
Yes, very sad. I have diaries from my great grandmother, letters from my Grandmother to her children, that my great grand children won't be able to read! How sad indeed. I hope my grandchildren will be able to read them.

Just think in years to come someone will be getting paid to translate cursive writings so others can read it like we have translators now for different languages.
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:11 PM
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laugh, laugh, thanks for sharing!
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:14 PM
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Loved these! I shared them with my husband and we both had a good laugh :lol:
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:48 AM
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Love them! Thanks for the laughs. #31...I do that all the 'TIME' LOL.
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted by QuiltingGrannie
Got this from a friend of mine in an email and thought I'd share.

UNIVERSAL TRUTHS

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Loved these - and oh so true. One of my best friends has made me promise that when she dies I'll clean her house before the news gets out!
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Old 04-19-2010, 04:18 PM
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28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
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No comment, except that the last time I was at a high school, just last
year, I saw two of American's future leaders studying a sign on an exit door.
It said---NO RE ADMITTANCE.

After a long, long time, one of these guys (a Senior) said that he thought it
meant that they couldn't come back in through the same doors!!!

A passing teacher just shook his head and sighed...
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Funny stuff and oh so true! I'll have to copy these and share them with others. Thanks for the good laugh!
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