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    Water in the carburetor

    Water in the carburetor


    WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
    HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
    WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
    HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
    Where's the car?
    WIFE: "In the pool"
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    Very funny. Thanks
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    Thanks - I needed that!

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    Good one! Thanks for posting, I needed a laugh, too!

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    Good one. I bet there is water in a lot of places.
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    That reminds me of the time, as a teenager, that I had to tell my Dad "the garage is in the car" - he asked, don't you mean the car is in the garage? Nope - I was right the first time.
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    Great chuckle for starting my day. Thanks

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    love it,bet he believes her now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuiltnNan View Post
    Water in the carburetor


    WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
    HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
    WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
    HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
    Where's the car?
    WIFE: "In the pool"
    Yup! he never believes what I tell him till I prove it!
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    Cute, thanks for the laugh !!
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    Thanks for the laugh!
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