An--ahem--unusual quilt theme
07-22-2011, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Peckish
Originally Posted by alikat110
Originally Posted by Peckish
Oh how I wish I'd purchased that fabric that had tiny penises printed on it! I've regretted not purchasing it ever since.
07-23-2011, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Peckish
Oh how I wish I'd purchased that fabric that had tiny penises printed on it! I've regretted not purchasing it ever since.
By a year ago and a decade single I'd long since forgotten what 'they' were good for and gave the fabric to an artsy-fartsy friend, LOL!
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07-23-2011, 01:03 AM
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Look at the hour at which we are having this topic.......how many of us are on here dashing between the sites and have never 'fessed up before?! Alikat, I wish I'd been a fly on the wall in your computer room!
I'm too old to be thinking about this stuff!! At least that's what I tell my daughters, LOL!! :mrgreen:
Jan in VA
I'm too old to be thinking about this stuff!! At least that's what I tell my daughters, LOL!! :mrgreen:
Jan in VA
07-23-2011, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Peckish
I really wanted to put some of the fabric in a quilt for my mother to hang in her family room, then see how long it took her to spot the penises. Bwaaa haa haaa!!!
I have to tell you that EVERY person buying it at the show (Lowell, years ago) also had in mind a plan to somehow clandestinely incorporate a piece in a quilt/wallhanging for either their mother or MIL.
07-23-2011, 03:19 AM
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I have to say, this is the funniest post ever!!! I agree you should get an award for it. Don't think I have laughed this much in years. Must say, I don't need to clean my contacts now. lol
As for making the quilt for your Mom and seeing how long it took her, or anyone else, to find them, it would have taken my Mom (rest her soul) about two seconds. She could spot an open zipper (on a man of course) a mile away. She was such a hoot, really miss her!!
Can't wait for you to post the finished quilt. Just make sure you get a picture of him when you give it to him. That will be the "priceless" picture.
Thanks so much for sharing and letting us get in on the fun.
As for making the quilt for your Mom and seeing how long it took her, or anyone else, to find them, it would have taken my Mom (rest her soul) about two seconds. She could spot an open zipper (on a man of course) a mile away. She was such a hoot, really miss her!!
Can't wait for you to post the finished quilt. Just make sure you get a picture of him when you give it to him. That will be the "priceless" picture.
Thanks so much for sharing and letting us get in on the fun.
07-23-2011, 03:24 AM
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Love it!
Not sure what you could use for fabrics, but you could also cut squares of the black and red, and silhouette stitch "positions" -lips, even x's and o's for hugs and kisses, playboy bunny ears...you know what I mean! Also, sew black lace pieces over the red and vice versa, making lace squares.
To the poster who said "too old" -- no way! Never too old for fun! ;)
Not sure what you could use for fabrics, but you could also cut squares of the black and red, and silhouette stitch "positions" -lips, even x's and o's for hugs and kisses, playboy bunny ears...you know what I mean! Also, sew black lace pieces over the red and vice versa, making lace squares.
To the poster who said "too old" -- no way! Never too old for fun! ;)
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