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may company come when you were all set to sew - and they won't go home!
may your family become more helpless than usual and "only" you can take care of whatever |
Oh Cathyvv, that is the funniest, ever.
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I think i've received all your curses now, so you can stop. Just kidding. I thought these were right on the money. It would take forever to curses on one side and blessings on the other, but that would be a good idea that someone above mentioned.
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May your scissors drop on the floor point down half inch into the hardwood floor.
May your iron scorch a brown patch on your appliqued block. May your favorite thimble fall down the furnace duct. |
May you iron your fusible applique on the wrong side.
May what you thought was great quality flannel pill-a-plenty. May your panels be diamond shaped. |
May you find your iron blinking like an airport runway in middle of night because you failed to unplug it .
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May you not see the last block needed to complete the top fall down between the cabinet and the wall, and you have no more of the material.
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May your threads always be tangled and all your needles dull.
May your stash be plentiful, and your bobbin always full. |
Originally Posted by cathyvv
(Post 7324048)
My youngest daughter, then around 4, came up with the all time best "curse" in our family. She called her older brother, who was annoying her, "Chicken Swamp Poop!" My son cracked up and the annoying stopped. I guess "Chicken Swamp Poop" worked. :D
We still use that phrase and laugh at it. |
Originally Posted by bearisgray
(Post 7323529)
Maybe a blessings one , too?
May your points always be ponty May your joins be flat May you have enoigh fabric - or able to get more May your sewing machine behave May your thread never jsm May you only cut what is intended with your rotary cutter cutter May you always find your scissors, cell phon, etc. May you never burn yourself while pressing/ironing May you aleays be able to see well enough to sew May you always be physically and mentally able to sew May your backing always be smooth May your communications with others involved in your quultmaking be clear May your customers (if any) be considerate, understanding, and pay. promptly and well. May the instructions always be correct. Goodness- I did get on a roll, here . It is an interesting idea, though. |
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