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KyKat 11-27-2011 04:19 PM

Joke of the day
 
DH came into the family room where I was, um, quilting, looked around at my mess, and said: "Boy, I will be glad when all this quilting is done!" HA! Done? Done? hahahahahaha

traveler53 11-27-2011 04:32 PM

He doesn't have a clue does he!!!

kathy6696 11-27-2011 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by traveler53 (Post 4726744)
He doesn't have a clue does he!!!

. That would be my remark too. Lol!

Lois-nounoe 11-27-2011 04:57 PM

That's like saying "Boy, I'll be glad when all this housework is done!"

KerryK 11-27-2011 05:04 PM

LOL! That really IS the joke of the day! Bless his heart - so clueless! :)

cassiemae 11-27-2011 05:08 PM

He sure hasn't been paying attention to what all you doing in the quilting world. Quilting never ENDS!!!!!!!!

Jackie R 11-27-2011 06:49 PM


Originally Posted by KyKat (Post 4726709)
DH came into the family room where I was, um, quilting, looked around at my mess, and said: "Boy, I will be glad when all this quilting is done!" HA! Done? Done? hahahahahaha

Very funny DH you have!

Nanaquilts44 11-27-2011 07:13 PM

Oh the poor man is terribly confused just like my husband!

Mickey1 11-27-2011 07:55 PM

Priceless!

clarinet87 11-27-2011 09:12 PM

Just pat him on his head and send him on his way. Sometimes they're just too adorable for their own good. lol

Keep Them In Stitches 11-27-2011 10:15 PM

Very funny man. LOL

jitkaau 11-28-2011 03:36 AM

Are you only newly married then? hoho

azwendyg 11-28-2011 03:48 AM

WHAT could he possibly be thinking?

QuiltnNan 11-28-2011 04:11 AM

ask him if the yard work is ever done :thumbup:

catladyquilts 11-28-2011 05:06 AM

mine just looks around and says "I don't need to be here do I?" and leaves. he knows when NOT to say anything else
but he does enjoy the show and tell of the things I get done

AprilG 11-28-2011 05:52 AM

Awwwww! That's so cute. Did you give him a cookie?

KyKat 11-28-2011 06:36 AM

you'd think he'd know better by now, right? But no. 42 years married and counting.

lenette 11-28-2011 06:48 AM

That's too funny!

ruthrings 11-28-2011 07:05 AM

My laptop is shaking, I'm laughing so hard!! Honest!

Val in IN 11-28-2011 07:07 AM

DONE???? Is that even a word?

acjacques 11-28-2011 09:02 AM

DH said that once long time ago, my response was "Yes, when I stop breathing". He has been very supportive ever since, even makes his own dinner when I'm locked up in my sewing room.

babindg12200 11-28-2011 09:15 AM

I love your sense of humor. hehehee lol

Pat M. 11-28-2011 09:15 AM

My DH just gave up and now he comes into the room just to check and see if I am still breathing.

RonieM 11-28-2011 11:24 AM

Aren't husbands just so precious! and clueless!

Iraxy 11-28-2011 11:27 AM

Love it. sounds so DHish.

raptureready 11-28-2011 11:46 AM

Maybe if we all live to be 175, sew every day, don't buy anymore fabric.......nah, won't happen. LOL

sik1010 11-29-2011 04:02 AM

Aren't hubbies so cute and clueless at times? LOL!

susie-susie-susie 11-29-2011 04:47 AM

Mine says "when are you going to use all this fabric"? They never learn. Ha Ha
Sue

ljs317 11-29-2011 05:03 AM

That is really the joke of the day!

mar32428 11-29-2011 06:15 AM


Originally Posted by KyKat (Post 4726709)
DH came into the family room where I was, um, quilting, looked around at my mess, and said: "Boy, I will be glad when all this quilting is done!" HA! Done? Done? hahahahahaha

Don't we just love "em?

bvillequilter 11-29-2011 06:47 AM

What is wrong with him? Done????

countrycousin 11-29-2011 07:20 AM

Well my husband just wonders who is this one going too. You know I need another quilt.

sharin'Sharon 11-29-2011 07:36 AM

While working and laying out my last 120x120 quilt on our living room floor, and having to move HIS recliner against the wall a few days in a row until I got the top all sewed together, my DH said, "You know, after this quilt, I don't think I care if you ever do another one". And recently when I was sorting through all my embroidery downloads, quilt patterns and etc. to put in binders,, he says, "You know if you threw all lthat away and quit sewing, you wouldn't have a mess!" And this is the same guy who won'lt let me give up coffee for Lent anymore!!! He really was getting tired of the mess I was making to straighten up my sewing room, but I just continue on with my stress reliever (sewing). He gets over it..

Kuusistoquilter 11-29-2011 07:38 AM

Quilting is like laundry. There is never an end.

IdahoSandy 11-29-2011 08:20 AM

I think that hubby was telling you that he is getting lonely, so remember you have to feed a husband daily(love and affection)everyday, just like the dog or cat. He's probably thinking if you we not quilt, there would be more time for him in your life. Take the hint.

catmcclure 11-29-2011 08:31 AM


Originally Posted by KyKat (Post 4726709)
DH came into the family room where I was, um, quilting, looked around at my mess, and said: "Boy, I will be glad when all this quilting is done!" HA! Done? Done? hahahahahaha

Even bigger HaHa. I like playing slots. I also started quilting a little about ten years ago. My DH said "You should do more quilting, it'd be cheaper than going to casinos."

doris.meek13088 11-29-2011 09:02 AM

My husband is just the oposite. He understands that this is something that will be with him as long as I am with him (forever I pray) I have found an artist outlet that I am passionate about. He and our Daughter are both science geeks (she says with pride) and he is very artistic, neither of which I could share in previously. Yes the mess gets to him once in a while but at this point I am lucky enough to have a house with a large basement which hides my mess. Our daughter is moving into her own place next week and we are letting her take the extra bed in the basement bedroom so I can spread out even more and hide the mess even more. We have talked about when we move into a smaller place after she leaves and the economy get better having room for both of our passions (he does wood work and other mystery things in the garage) If the house is to small for a dedicated quilting space we have talked about builidng a quilting cabin (about the size of a one car garage)

StarofMoonDancer 11-29-2011 09:42 AM

Snowing here

DonnaC 11-29-2011 10:15 AM

Men are so adorable (and not very bright)!

jarenie 11-29-2011 10:18 AM

Man may work for Sun to Sun, but a womans Quilting is never done.
Sooooooooo true.


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