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Thread: Joke of the day

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    Joke of the day

    DH came into the family room where I was, um, quilting, looked around at my mess, and said: "Boy, I will be glad when all this quilting is done!" HA! Done? Done? hahahahahaha
    Eternity is a very long time -- especially toward the end.

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    He doesn't have a clue does he!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by traveler53 View Post
    He doesn't have a clue does he!!!
    . That would be my remark too. Lol!

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    That's like saying "Boy, I'll be glad when all this housework is done!"

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    LOL! That really IS the joke of the day! Bless his heart - so clueless!

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    He sure hasn't been paying attention to what all you doing in the quilting world. Quilting never ENDS!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KyKat View Post
    DH came into the family room where I was, um, quilting, looked around at my mess, and said: "Boy, I will be glad when all this quilting is done!" HA! Done? Done? hahahahahaha
    Very funny DH you have!

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    Oh the poor man is terribly confused just like my husband!

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    Priceless!

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    Just pat him on his head and send him on his way. Sometimes they're just too adorable for their own good. lol
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    Very funny man. LOL
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    Are you only newly married then? hoho

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    WHAT could he possibly be thinking?
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    ask him if the yard work is ever done
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    mine just looks around and says "I don't need to be here do I?" and leaves. he knows when NOT to say anything else
    but he does enjoy the show and tell of the things I get done

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    Awwwww! That's so cute. Did you give him a cookie?
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    you'd think he'd know better by now, right? But no. 42 years married and counting.
    Eternity is a very long time -- especially toward the end.

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    That's too funny!
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    My laptop is shaking, I'm laughing so hard!! Honest!
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    DONE???? Is that even a word?

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    DH said that once long time ago, my response was "Yes, when I stop breathing". He has been very supportive ever since, even makes his own dinner when I'm locked up in my sewing room.

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    I love your sense of humor. hehehee lol

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    My DH just gave up and now he comes into the room just to check and see if I am still breathing.

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    Aren't husbands just so precious! and clueless!

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    Love it. sounds so DHish.

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