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Mousie 01-15-2011 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by PatriceJ
you just need to rearrange your furniture.

my computer and sewing machine are positioned within a short roll of each other. i can zip back and forth between the two.

it drives the dog crazy. she no sooner settles into a spot than i'm rolling back to it. :lol:

oh my goodness, I hope she/he is not a long sausage type dog...and takes a while to get out of the way! :lol:
Come to think of it...if it doesn't move in time, it might be a long dog, no matter what the breed, LOL! :XD:

Mousie 01-15-2011 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by PatriceJ

Originally Posted by sewTinker
Congratulations, patrice. You have been promoted to cleverest quiltingBoard doctor. You have, however, neglected to mention cures or treatments. Don't tell me. I think I know. Incurable; only known treatment, Chocolate. Would you agree, doctor?

i believe most doctors prescribe either chocolate (in all its variations), wine, moonshine, or the patient's chosen combination thereof.

hello. my name is PatriceJ. i'm a chocolate covered fabriholic who also suffers from all known and as yet undiscovered strains of quiltitus.

please don't stare. just stuff fat quarters into my cup and move along.

:lol:

that's it...if I don't have the fever already (and I highly suspect I'm rampant with it)...
infect me. infect me quick! Mouse with LARGE cup, roflmboff!

Mousie 01-15-2011 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by gaigai

Originally Posted by sandpat
Gosh...I thought you were having some kind of fabric withdrawal spasm!!! I came *tttthhhhhiiiisssssss* close to calling 911! I was gonna tell them to pack chocolate..works like an epipen for anaphalactic shock :lol:!!!

Patrice....you are a hoot!!


OOOHHHH!! A Chocolate epi-pen!! What an invention!! If we can find a manufacturer we'll be RICH!!!

9-1-1 - my little throat is swelling... ;)

soniboo 01-15-2011 05:52 PM


Originally Posted by Mousie

Originally Posted by gaigai

Originally Posted by sandpat
Gosh...I thought you were having some kind of fabric withdrawal spasm!!! I came *tttthhhhhiiiisssssss* close to calling 911! I was gonna tell them to pack chocolate..works like an epipen for anaphalactic shock :lol:!!!

Patrice....you are a hoot!!


OOOHHHH!! A Chocolate epi-pen!! What an invention!! If we can find a manufacturer we'll be RICH!!!

9-1-1 - my little throat is swelling... ;)


Y'all are killing me here, this thread is too funny!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Vickymomof6 01-15-2011 06:06 PM

Oh no I believe there is an epidemic going on here! We should all be quarantined to our sewing rooms/areas until we finish something....
I have this BAD so maybe I should stay in there twice the length of the quarantine!

Vicky

Somerset Val 01-20-2011 09:12 AM

I've been away for a week and have had withdrawal symptoms! PatriceJ, you've given me such a good laugh - your 'viruses' sum me up beautifully - I think I'm suffering from them all!

grammy17 01-20-2011 09:16 AM


Originally Posted by lyndad
Hi my name is Lynda and I'm a quiltaholic, join the crowd

Hello Lynda. name is Marbeth and I'm a quiltaholic,

Ritas Relics 01-22-2011 05:54 PM

I just started and have this disease- so many ideas - so little time.

tjradj 01-22-2011 06:13 PM

ROFLMAO



Originally Posted by PatriceJ
oh ... yes. that's among the most annoying of the quiltitus virus strains.

you have quiltitus nofinishus

then there are:
quiltitus buytoomuchifus
quiltitus neverstarticus
- often brought on by quiltitus can'tmakeupmymindwhichprojecttopickifus ... leading invariably to quiltitus juststareatallthatfabricus

none of those are as bad, however, as
-quiltitus ranoutofthefabricbeforethequiltwasdoneicus
-quiltitus can'tfindTHEoneremainingfabricIneedforthisprojecti fus

the one that will nearly kill the average quilter?

quiltitus imissedthehalfoffsalebyonedayicus!

:thumbup: :D :D :D :thumbup:

CoriAmD 01-22-2011 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by feffertim
I am suffering from quiltitus, I am a great starter but bad finisher, I suspect many quilters have this disease

Only cure I know is to buy more fabric... ha ha ha :)


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