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hey ... i've been dealing with it for years. falling off the wagon and climbing back on.
it's poor feffertim we need to help. she just started coming to the meetings. :lol: |
Ha Haaaaaaaa
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Originally Posted by gaigai
Originally Posted by PatriceJ
Hello. my name is PatriceJ. i'm a chocolate covered fabriholic who also suffers from all known and as yet undiscovered strains of quiltitus.
please don't stare. just stuff fat quarters into my cup and move along. :lol: (Averting her eyes and tossing a FQ into the cup as she walks quickly by) (For about half a block then falls on the ground LMAO!!) Patrice....you are a hoot!! |
Originally Posted by sandpat
Gosh...I thought you were having some kind of fabric withdrawal spasm!!! I came *tttthhhhhiiiisssssss* close to calling 911! I was gonna tell them to pack chocolate..works like an epipen for anaphalactic shock :lol:!!!
Patrice....you are a hoot!! OOOHHHH!! A Chocolate epi-pen!! What an invention!! If we can find a manufacturer we'll be RICH!!! |
Originally Posted by PatriceJ
oh ... yes. that's among the most annoying of the quiltitus virus strains.
you have quiltitus nofinishus then there are: quiltitus buytoomuchifus quiltitus neverstarticus - often brought on by quiltitus can'tmakeupmymindwhichprojecttopickifus ... leading invariably to quiltitus juststareatallthatfabricus none of those are as bad, however, as -quiltitus ranoutofthefabricbeforethequiltwasdoneicus -quiltitus can'tfindTHEoneremainingfabricIneedforthisprojecti fus the one that will nearly kill the average quilter? quiltitus imissedthehalfoffsalebyonedayicus! Today, I've been switching back and forth from an applique project, machine quilting a Chrismtas table runner, and picking out fabrics for the Alzheimer's Art Initative project I'm going to do. HELP ME! I going crazy!!!! |
Originally Posted by PatriceJ
Originally Posted by feffertim
Probably the best cure is to stay off this site LOL
you will break out in the worst rash ... and in all the worst places! :shock: :lol: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - help, I can't stop - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
PatriceJ, you're so funny, but it's soooo TRUE!!
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Originally Posted by PatriceJ
i believe most doctors prescribe either chocolate (in all its variations), wine, moonshine, or the patient's chosen combination thereof.
I agree, chocolate epipen ~ I need me one of those My name is Dawn, and I am a fabriholic. You know it is getting worse when you have the whole family looking for the darn Jo's coupon because you misplaced it and need just one more yard of purple to finish that dang project !!! |
LOL.. you all have brighted my evening :lol: :D
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I am also infected with the disease!
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