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patricej 01-12-2011 02:48 PM

hey ... i've been dealing with it for years. falling off the wagon and climbing back on.

it's poor feffertim we need to help. she just started coming to the meetings. :lol:

feffertim 01-12-2011 03:06 PM

Ha Haaaaaaaa

sandpat 01-12-2011 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by gaigai

Originally Posted by PatriceJ
Hello. my name is PatriceJ. i'm a chocolate covered fabriholic who also suffers from all known and as yet undiscovered strains of quiltitus.

please don't stare. just stuff fat quarters into my cup and move along.
:lol:

I don't know about the chocolate-covered part Patrice. Brings to mind the Oscar Meyer Jingle. "Oh I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Meyer Weiner, that is what I do not want to be-e-e. 'Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner, there would soon be nothing left of me!"

(Averting her eyes and tossing a FQ into the cup as she walks quickly by) (For about half a block then falls on the ground LMAO!!)

Gosh...I thought you were having some kind of fabric withdrawal spasm!!! I came *tttthhhhhiiiisssssss* close to calling 911! I was gonna tell them to pack chocolate..works like an epipen for anaphalactic shock :lol:!!!

Patrice....you are a hoot!!

gaigai 01-12-2011 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by sandpat
Gosh...I thought you were having some kind of fabric withdrawal spasm!!! I came *tttthhhhhiiiisssssss* close to calling 911! I was gonna tell them to pack chocolate..works like an epipen for anaphalactic shock :lol:!!!

Patrice....you are a hoot!!


OOOHHHH!! A Chocolate epi-pen!! What an invention!! If we can find a manufacturer we'll be RICH!!!

Dani 01-12-2011 04:58 PM


Originally Posted by PatriceJ
oh ... yes. that's among the most annoying of the quiltitus virus strains.

you have quiltitus nofinishus

then there are:
quiltitus buytoomuchifus
quiltitus neverstarticus
- often brought on by quiltitus can'tmakeupmymindwhichprojecttopickifus ... leading invariably to quiltitus juststareatallthatfabricus

none of those are as bad, however, as
-quiltitus ranoutofthefabricbeforethequiltwasdoneicus
-quiltitus can'tfindTHEoneremainingfabricIneedforthisprojecti fus

the one that will nearly kill the average quilter?

quiltitus imissedthehalfoffsalebyonedayicus!

This is so funny that it hurts.

Today, I've been switching back and forth from an applique project, machine quilting a Chrismtas table runner, and picking out fabrics for the Alzheimer's Art Initative project I'm going to do.

HELP ME! I going crazy!!!!

QuiltswithConvicts 01-12-2011 07:04 PM


Originally Posted by PatriceJ

Originally Posted by feffertim
Probably the best cure is to stay off this site LOL

i wouldn't do that if i were you.

you will break out in the worst rash ... and in all the worst places! :shock: :lol:

And just where would that place be? - Our hands?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - help, I can't stop - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

dkabasketlady 01-12-2011 07:27 PM

PatriceJ, you're so funny, but it's soooo TRUE!!

fabric whisperer 01-12-2011 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by PatriceJ
i believe most doctors prescribe either chocolate (in all its variations), wine, moonshine, or the patient's chosen combination thereof.

I agree, the chocolate seems to take the edge off... and help spur the creativity... can be in the form of chocolate bar, hot chocolate, or IV drip... they all work :)

I agree, chocolate epipen ~ I need me one of those

My name is Dawn, and I am a fabriholic. You know it is getting worse when you have the whole family looking for the darn Jo's coupon because you misplaced it and need just one more yard of purple to finish that dang project !!!

Pickles 01-12-2011 08:29 PM

LOL.. you all have brighted my evening :lol: :D

tolepainter54 01-12-2011 08:33 PM

I am also infected with the disease!


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