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Emma S 07-27-2013 04:21 PM

Think how TV would change if we were the programmers.

GrannieAnnie 07-28-2013 06:39 PM


Originally Posted by Rose S. (Post 6195767)
You have peaked my curiosity...haven't seen the show...your last line kills me. Also, have always got a chuckle out of your signature quote.

I have a terrible time with spelling. A few years back I was standing in the check out line at Best Buy and the kid behind me had on a t-shirt saying "Bad Spellers of the World U N T I E" I'd have stripped it off him but his momma was right there.

I've had it brough to my attention that I misspelled "unite'?????????? Some people just don't get it.

GrannieAnnie 07-28-2013 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by JoyceHoopes (Post 6197112)
I love all of the ideas posted. Right now I'm gleefully envisioning the bloodshed (hopefully computer generated - can't mess up the fabric!!) when a professional organizer tries to get a quilter to reduce her stash o:))). Or even better when that person decides quilter's stashes don't constitute a hoard and is last seen wallowing in a pile of fabric. Not that I've ever wallowed (yeah right!!) but a friend of mine at a quilt show kept her fabric bags in bed with her so she could pet them at night. Oh my.

I'm assuming Florida's "stand your ground" law would cover fools who try to oraganize any of us.

GrannieAnnie 07-28-2013 06:47 PM


Originally Posted by Jan in VA (Post 6195952)
Quilt police (And how they get shot down!)
Quilter Master Chefs (Who can make the fastest, easiest, "decent' food in order to get back to the studio?)
Quilting Couponers (and the best internet sites for "Cheap S.E.X.) (Stash Enhancement eXperiences)

Chili cheese dogs work with my hubby/

GrannieAnnie 07-28-2013 06:50 PM


Originally Posted by jkwynn (Post 6196708)
I'd love to see a show that followed a charity quilt (for kids, for soldiers, etc.) from the shopping stage all the way to the end.

You'd meet the quilter(s), see the whole process of picking fabrics/patterns, etc - learn a little about them, and when it's finished, you'd also meet the recipient(s) and see their story, why they are getting the quilt, and so on.

Wouldn't have to go far--------------but it may take time sorting out what I wanted

chris_quilts 07-28-2013 09:00 PM

We could just show off our hobby to others and get them excited about it. After all, quilting is a hobby for many, not all, and machines are just tools that we use. Some of us just have a few more tools than others but that also applies to mechanics, do it yourselfers, etc. We would stress the hobby part and ignore other potentially dangerous words and/or phrases.

Rose S. 07-11-2015 02:50 PM


Originally Posted by sandy l (Post 6195003)
How about "Name that Pattern", but with a part of it missing....Or, my favorite.."find the missing piece of fabric"

When we first signed on to AOL many moons ago, there was a quilter's chatroom and one night a week, I think either Thur or Friday, they played a game. The hosts would give out a clue, and we would have to guess the name of the pattern. It was hilarious...laughed till I cried many times, and met a good friend there.

daisydawg 07-11-2015 04:20 PM

Love this thread but there is something missing. We need pictures of all these rooms that have all this fabric laying on shelves, chairs the floor etc.

cathyre 07-11-2015 06:20 PM

I can relate to many of the things , here ....husband always shaking his head and asking "Have you found any treasures yet " as I clean my sewing room , the thing is he is always right I find something I forgot I had .
I just wish we had some sort of Quilting show here I Australia . I wouldn't waste my sewing time watching rubbish about , picking a husband from a line up or Real house wives from anywhere .

ManiacQuilter2 07-12-2015 03:59 AM

Bring back Simply Quilts. That was such a good show.

lots2do 07-12-2015 04:11 AM


Originally Posted by GrannieAnnie (Post 6195348)
I hate, hate, hate the guy who hosts that show. If someone like him came into my fabric storage room, I'd have to kill him.

With a rotary cutter, I presume. :)

lisalovesquilting 07-12-2015 04:20 AM


Originally Posted by RyanAmysMom (Post 6194752)
I'm thinking a show me your UFO show..... that would never run out of episodes!

Yes and quilters could exchange and finish a UFO they like.


How about "Quilt as Desired" where quilters discuss the best way to quilt different quilts.

lots2do 07-12-2015 04:28 AM

Does anyone remember Crafters Coast to Coast? I used to love looking in the background at the rooms/spaces the crafters worked in. If someone could sell the rescuing cats from trees* shows to a t.v. show, I'm sure someone could pitch a creative spaces show. All we need is someone's talented relative or friend who could pull this together.

*And really? People watch other people rescue cats from trees? No offense intended if any of you do, but I really wonder about some of the topics of these shows.

bjchad 07-12-2015 06:27 AM

What about Stash Swappers? Two quilters get to shop in each other's stash and make a quilt.

Onebyone 07-12-2015 07:36 AM

There was an Iron Quilter contest. It may have been online. I read about it but didn't see it.

caspharm 07-12-2015 09:17 AM


Originally Posted by bearisgray (Post 6194686)
Quilter's wills

That could with the show called "Strange Inheritance."

sewbizgirl 07-12-2015 05:58 PM

Y'all are cracking me up in this thread!

Many good ideas are hatching here. Where are the TV execs when you need them?

Bree123 07-12-2015 09:00 PM


Originally Posted by novicequiltergrandma (Post 6194860)
How about "Are you smarter than a quilter"

Ut-oh. I'm kind of scared to find out the answer to that one. lol.

DOTTYMO 07-12-2015 10:33 PM

How about a race to finish with 2 or more LA quilters ready steady quilt.

caspharm 07-14-2015 06:49 AM

How about "Quilter's Fabric Store Game" instead of Guy's Grocery Game, where the quilters have to make small projects and get judged, then eliminated, until one's left? Or how about a Quilter's version of Chopped where you get odd scraps and have to make something out of them, with judging and elimination each round?

chris_quilts 07-14-2015 09:34 AM


Originally Posted by caspharm (Post 7256539)
How about "Quilter's Fabric Store Game" instead of Guy's Grocery Game, where the quilters have to make small projects and get judged, then eliminated, until one's left? Or how about a Quilter's version of Chopped where you get odd scraps and have to make something out of them, with judging and elimination each round?

Combine this idea with a "Cutthroat Kitchen" idea of sabotage and the money & I think it would sell as a tv show.

caspharm 07-14-2015 10:16 AM


Originally Posted by chris_quilts (Post 7256693)
Combine this idea with a "Cutthroat Kitchen" idea of sabotage and the money & I think it would sell as a tv show.

Or even base it on a round robin format, like "Survivors"?

scrappy happy 07-14-2015 10:44 AM

thrift sale flip into useable furniture for sewing room.
How many of us have done that.

chris_quilts 07-14-2015 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by caspharm (Post 7256751)
Or even base it on a round robin format, like "Survivors"?

I like the "Survivors" idea, too. Lots of watchers for sure.

applique 07-14-2015 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by chris_quilts (Post 7256790)
I like the "Survivors" idea, too. Lots of watchers for sure.

How long can you last without touching the piles of fabric and machines and sewing things all around you??

judy5cents 07-14-2015 05:53 PM

Show us your stash. Each week someone would take us in a tour of their sewing area and fabric stash. They could tell the stories of where they got the fabrics from and share their great deals. Each show they would pull an older or obsure fabric from their stash and if you have that same fabric you could win a prize

mom2boyz 07-14-2015 07:40 PM

How about,"Now where did I put that?" - you all know the drill, I just had it a minute ago. All this could be followed with organizing methods.

Or maybe an episode or two called, "Making it Work". This would be geared after people that don't have a dedicated sewing room and how they handle having to keep things in different rooms etc.

I hate reality shows but I think everyone's ideas could suck me right in. - too funny!!

chris_quilts 07-15-2015 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by applique (Post 7257040)
How long can you last without touching the piles of fabric and machines and sewing things all around you??

I like the idea of how long can you go on sewing/quilting before your drop from exhaustion, brain freeze, or just simply overload of all that's in front of you??

miriam 07-15-2015 11:44 AM

How about someone comes in and organizes your fabric stash.......... OH and lets you know the system.


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