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mpeters1200 10-07-2011 10:46 AM

Thou shalt not grab the triangular side of the hot iron. The cold handle will not press your seam correctly anyway!

decky 10-07-2011 12:12 PM

Thou shalt not forget to change your stitch plate so you don't break your needles.

lovelyl 10-07-2011 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by mpeters1200
Thou shalt not grab the triangular side of the hot iron. The cold handle will not press your seam correctly anyway!

:lol: I love the way you worded this! I just had surgery and I laughed so hard it hurt! Hope my stitches are still stitched! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

MommaDorian 10-07-2011 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by BKrenning
Thou shall not test thine iron by touching it. My 14 year old son still has trouble with this. I have no idea why. We suspect he may not be entirely human--LOL.

This is what I tell my 13 yo son. lol I swear he leaves his brain in bed sometimes.

shemace2901 10-07-2011 02:42 PM

Thou shalt not sew through thy finger.....done that

JanTx 10-07-2011 04:52 PM

Of course you check your iron by licking your finger first! Are ya'll saying my graandmother and mother were WRONG? Oh my!

We're definately past 10 commandments. I'm just proud some are mentioned I have yet to break. Early days yet, right?

:)

dublb 10-07-2011 05:34 PM


Originally Posted by JanTx
Of course you check your iron by licking your finger first! Are ya'll saying my graandmother and mother were WRONG? Oh my!

We're definately past 10 commandments. I'm just proud some are mentioned I have yet to break. Early days yet, right?

:)

As ya'll can see from my earlier post I break the most obscure of the commandments. The ones that I should've known not to do. Consequences of actions. You'd think I'd learn. There are some of the others that I've not broken! Yeah!

JanTx 10-07-2011 05:52 PM

How bout this one?
Thou shalt not THINK thou hast cut a piece too small without first figuring out the SEAM ALLOWANCE of the piece it's fitting in with! AND thou shalt NOT recut without figuring these things out first!

NOT that I would ever have done that, of course.

madamekelly 10-07-2011 07:18 PM


Originally Posted by Linda-in-iowa

Originally Posted by sewtruterry

Originally Posted by Linda-in-iowa

Originally Posted by Monroe
You forgot my favorite- Thou shalt put the needle in the proper position! My machine default is to the left, my favorite 1/4" foot only has a center hole. Irks me every time I forget.

I have that same machine. Why would a company make such a dumb machine. Is there anyone out there who knows how to change the default and keep that needle in the center?

What machine are you talking about? All of the machines that I have all have the needle in the center of the plate.

It's a Brother 2800. annoying as all get out!

Same thing with my Brother. I am going to call them on Monday and ask if it is possible to change it. I think their idea was to keep most of the seam fabric under the foot.

babyfireo4 10-07-2011 08:02 PM

Oh got a new one today!

Thou shalt double check HST and trim down to size before sewing!

RRRRIIIIPPPP!!!! :)

craftiladi 10-07-2011 08:23 PM


Originally Posted by lindyline

Originally Posted by JanTx
How many times can you sew a corner of a quilt onto some other piece of it when you're quilting on a domestic machine? Is there a limit and then you won't do it anymore? Please?

Ummmm I give up how many?? Oh not a quizz! If it's me then the answer is infinite. I can do just that for hours at a time. Keeps the rest of the family amused listening to me yell at the fabric. Like it's to blame.

Oh my goodness, that was me getting so mad cause the machine wasn't working...ya after about 5 times of re-threading & calling the machine some not so nice names...it was me..imagine that...lol

lovelyl 10-08-2011 05:24 AM


Originally Posted by madamekelly

Originally Posted by Linda-in-iowa

Originally Posted by sewtruterry

Originally Posted by Linda-in-iowa

Originally Posted by Monroe
You forgot my favorite- Thou shalt put the needle in the proper position! My machine default is to the left, my favorite 1/4" foot only has a center hole. Irks me every time I forget.

I have that same machine. Why would a company make such a dumb machine. Is there anyone out there who knows how to change the default and keep that needle in the center?

What machine are you talking about? All of the machines that I have all have the needle in the center of the plate.

It's a Brother 2800. annoying as all get out!

Same thing with my Brother. I am going to call them on Monday and ask if it is possible to change it. I think their idea was to keep most of the seam fabric under the foot.

Please let us all know if there is a way to change it! My Brother does the same and I have broken several needles. I don't think I would purchase another Brother if it is something that can't be changed!

mpeters1200 10-08-2011 06:44 AM

For those hand quilters out there....

Thou shalt not injure thy quilting finger while preparing dinner for thy family. They shalt make their own dinner!

12 stitches later .... and 6 weeks I couldn't quilt on my project!! And a year later, I have to try and find a bigger thimble because the scar prevents my thimble from fitting correctly now.

dublb 10-08-2011 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by mpeters1200
For those hand quilters out there....

Thou shalt not injure thy quilting finger while preparing dinner for thy family. They shalt make their own dinner!

12 stitches later .... and 6 weeks I couldn't quilt on my project!! And a year later, I have to try and find a bigger thimble because the scar prevents my thimble from fitting correctly now.

I injured my middle finger on my left hand. The under finger? It's the finger that I use under the quilt to feel how far the needle has gone through. (This is another example of me being stupid.) I got it stuck in the electric hedge clippers. 6 stitches! 5 yrs ago. For a while I had to use my ring finger under the quilt! If the needle touches the scar I don't feel it & get a bigger stitch. :-(
I don't envy you looking for another thimble!

mpeters1200 10-08-2011 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by dublb

Originally Posted by mpeters1200
For those hand quilters out there....

Thou shalt not injure thy quilting finger while preparing dinner for thy family. They shalt make their own dinner!

12 stitches later .... and 6 weeks I couldn't quilt on my project!! And a year later, I have to try and find a bigger thimble because the scar prevents my thimble from fitting correctly now.

I injured my middle finger on my left hand. The under finger? It's the finger that I use under the quilt to feel how far the needle has gone through. (This is another example of me being stupid.) I got it stuck in the electric hedge clippers. 6 stitches! 5 yrs ago. For a while I had to use my ring finger under the quilt! If the needle touches the scar I don't feel it & get a bigger stitch. :-(
I don't envy you looking for another thimble!

I didn't want to throw away an electric can opener that went really SLOW. Ended up cutting the back of my middle finger, right hand, my quilting finger from knuckle to knuckle. It was ugly. I already used a large lip edged thimble, now to find an extra large and see if that fits.

linda701 10-08-2011 04:42 PM

heeheeheeheee

dublb 10-08-2011 05:15 PM

I didn't want to throw away an electric can opener that went really SLOW. Ended up cutting the back of my middle finger, right hand, my quilting finger from knuckle to knuckle. It was ugly. I already used a large lip edged thimble, now to find an extra large and see if that fits.[/quote]

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!
When DS cut his thumb New Years Eve, we each agreed that it was easier to have our hands numbed than to watch someone you love have it done!! However having it done isn't easy at all either. He cut straight down from the top of his thumb through his thumbnail.

The right size thimble is critical. I couldn't use a thimble till I found the right one. I'm in between sizes. I had to find mine at a thrift shop! My Prayer is that you find one quickly!!

Tropical 10-08-2011 05:23 PM

Funny! :) My main basic commandment is thou will add 1/2 inch for the seam allowances before cutting. I invariably forget and then yell at myself. Now my DH calls out repeatedly "add the 1/2 inch" whenever he sees that I am going to be cutting fabric. Gotta love him since he has saved me many times. :)

creativesheila 10-08-2011 05:23 PM

I have some too.

Thou shall select 1/4" seam whenever you turn on the sewing machine

Thou shall not nip yourself with the scissors when cutting threads

Thou shall NEVER NEVER be distracted when using the rotary cutter or you might cut your finger nail. Not the best way to clip your nails.

pippa45 10-11-2011 12:39 AM

L.O.L. :thumbup:

debbieumphress 10-11-2011 02:43 AM

ROFL. Took me a while to read all the pages but what a good giggle or two..or three...or four...ok lots of giggles here.

redmadder 10-11-2011 03:15 AM

Thou shalt not sit in front of the TV all day doing nothing but shall strive all thy days to create beauty from chaos.

sewtruterry 10-11-2011 04:14 AM


Originally Posted by redmadder
Thou shalt not sit in front of the TV all day doing nothing but shall strive all thy days to create beauty from chaos.

Thy shall not comment on my chaos and all the beauty that can be created from it.

kateyb 10-11-2011 04:57 AM

I think I have done most of these. I did do a lot of chuckling while reading this.

Butterflyblue 10-11-2011 10:20 AM


Originally Posted by auntpiggylpn
Thou shalt apply fusible web to the wrong side of the fabric for applique. . . just broke this one today!

And its corollary: Thou shalt apply the rough side of the interfacing or fusible web to the fabric, and not to your ironing board or press cloth. Don't ask me how many times I've fused things to my press cloth.

madamekelly 10-11-2011 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by madamekelly

Originally Posted by Linda-in-iowa

Originally Posted by sewtruterry

Originally Posted by Linda-in-iowa

Originally Posted by Monroe
You forgot my favorite- Thou shalt put the needle in the proper position! My machine default is to the left, my favorite 1/4" foot only has a center hole. Irks me every time I forget.

I have that same machine. Why would a company make such a dumb machine. Is there anyone out there who knows how to change the default and keep that needle in the center?

What machine are you talking about? All of the machines that I have all have the needle in the center of the plate.

It's a Brother 2800. annoying as all get out!

Same thing with my Brother. I am going to call them on Monday and ask if it is possible to change it. I think their idea was to keep most of the seam fabric under the foot.

I just started a new thread that answers this question. You will find it here - http://www.quiltingboard.com/t-159678-1.htm

Monroe 10-11-2011 03:33 PM

It's my Brother CS6000i that has the Left side default. I just found another thread that says that on some Brother machines the default can be changed. Hoping mine is one of them!


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