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ssnare 01-02-2011 07:44 AM

Do you need a hug today?
You did a good job.
Pets for life are here.
Are you warm enough?
Come to the activity room.
Do you want to play bingo?
Do you want to go to the church service?
Who is this person in your pictures?
Your son/ daughter is coming.

gaigai 01-02-2011 07:46 AM

My job is to save your ass, not kiss it.

Please be kind to our staff. They are harder to find than patients.

Code Brown!!

ICU Nurses do it with more pumps!

STAT my ass, it can wait!!

ANNIE!! ANNIE!! Are you all right?

KayT 01-02-2011 07:49 AM

In the backside or the arm

CarrieAnne 01-02-2011 07:56 AM

You'll feel a slight pinch!

Anne in VA 01-02-2011 08:04 AM

The doctor will be with you in a minute. (Yeah, right!)

Grinster 01-02-2011 08:07 AM

"Wash your hands, wash your hands, wash your hands!"
On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being the worst pain you can imagine)what is your pain level?
Let's see if I can help you make that better.
How can I help you?

susiequilt 01-02-2011 08:12 AM


Originally Posted by gaigai
My job is to save your ass, not kiss it.

Please be kind to our staff. They are harder to find than patients.

Code Brown!!

ICU Nurses do it with more pumps!

STAT my ass, it can wait!!

ANNIE!! ANNIE!! Are you all right?

Every nurse needs that first one on a button!
:-D

sewwhat85 01-02-2011 08:55 AM

lol

quilter on the eastern edge 01-02-2011 09:07 AM

My sister is a nurse in a CV-ICU unit and families all want in at the same time so.....

Only one visitor at a time!

mommafank 01-02-2011 09:11 AM

Nurses do it with patience.


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