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granma1 01-02-2011 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by gaigai
My job is to save your ass, not kiss it.

Please be kind to our staff. They are harder to find than patients.

Code Brown!!

ICU Nurses do it with more pumps!

STAT my ass, it can wait!!

ANNIE!! ANNIE!! Are you all right?

My sister is a nurse ,but she is like this nurse. Mean

cmsnurse 01-02-2011 10:51 AM

your emergency isn't necessarily mine.

not wearing a helmet is the power of natural selection at work.

you want the good news or the bad first?

Your not going to die today, but we don't know whats wrong with you either.

smockingRN 01-02-2011 11:01 AM

I Love these!
Karen in La.

karen65ae 01-02-2011 11:03 AM

Roll over
I's Monday(or what ever day you want) today
Hold on for 2 seconds

Theresa 01-02-2011 11:08 AM

Can't wait to see the finished quilt! It will be priceless!!!

Ramona Byrd 01-02-2011 11:44 AM

Drop your pants and bend over.

dsb38327 01-02-2011 12:04 PM

Let's just turn on this light.
Wake up and take your sleeping pills.
I'll ask the doctor and let you know.
(All this is said in jest because we all know what value the nurses add. Without the nurses the doctors would be unemployed.)

sumcoop 01-02-2011 12:10 PM

Mine is " Nurses call the shots!"

dglvr 01-02-2011 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by Ramona Byrd
Drop your pants and bend over.

Yeap. I was just thinking of this one too. ha.

sumcoop 01-02-2011 12:12 PM

There is a reason angels and nurses both wear white.

Nurses are angels here on earth


Not what a nurse would say but hopefully what their patients think of them


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