Nawww .... say it isn't so! I am not a real detail person, and frankly, I don't find the human body all that attractive ... I like looking into eyes <g> ... but, now, I will probably have to look at one of those butter cartons, JUST to see ...
shame on me!
Look at what you started! LOL actually ... it was the ugly fabric. Kwhite is right! that is AWFUL fabric! Whoever will beat that??? :?
I don't have much imagination, but the concept of WHAT will beat the fabric that made you snort soda out of your nose?
From now on, your nose and soda will be the standard! LOL It's probably the most objective judge we have at the moment, don't we all agree? <G>

Now I have to go find a picture of the Land O Lakes Maiden.

ROTFLMAO too!!!! And I see I'm not the only baaaaaaad one. Can you imagine your patient's when the get a good look at your stethoscope cover? :mrgreen:

Omak, you're absolutely right. I think that kwhite has set the bar at the very tippy top and no one could POSSIBLY beat that fabric. And sad as it is to say it, OK, I'll let my nose be the standard. But I warn you, it burns to snort diet DP through the shnozz, so it will have to be reeeeeeaally exceptionally bad.

Nah, no one can beat that fabric. I'm not worried.

I am thinking about what kind of fabrics I'd combine it with, though. More body parts, like you mentioned? Sports fabric with baseballs & bats? Home improvement fabric with hammers and chainsaws? Squirrel fabric? Ice cream fabric? The possibilities are endless!

Think - - that fabric, on a buxom blond, in the ICU unit ... in the middle of the night ...
that could be a lethal combination ...
okay ... I cannot keep going like this ...
I am going out to move sprinklers and cattle and see if anyone calved since I last checked an hour ago.
When I get back, I expect another picture or something!

Oh my God I just peed my pants!!!!

DOn't forget - - the tips are green

I am DYING out here! You guys better straighten up ...

oh, father ... I did NOT say that, did I???

I feel like a mother who has lost control of her teenaged boys! SHEESH!

Collettakay, we used to cut a square of her knees off one side of the box, and then very carefully cut along the sides and bottom of the box she is holding on the other side, so that you could flap it up, and glue the knees on the inside so they showed through the flap when you raised it. Okay, so I've been perverted since childhood. My favorite jokes are STILL the "Mommy! Mommy!" jokes!

Angie, I work in ICU. So most of my patients aren't awake enough to appreciate that kind of stuff. But for those that are, I've found that laughter is indeed the best medicine!

[quote=omak]EEEEWWWWWWWWW! Now that's just wrong. Ok, then penicillin fabric it is!