Here is your chance to contribute! LOL I need valium today so going to attack my scrap bucket instead!
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because the quilt will last longer than the valium!
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Because you don't have an insurance company involved!
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Its much more creative and your not being lazy
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Because quilting has lasting effects...LOL
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you can still drive after quilting
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You can have a glass of wine after your done quilting!
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can't overdose
hmmm..... won't kill you, anyways |
if you could see the fabric in my basement and sun room you wuld know I had overdosed already.
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Because it occupies your mind and gives your hands something to do other than strangling the living crap out of somebody.
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You can still operate machinery :D:D:D
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You can teach others to quilt without going to jail as a drug dealer
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You can calm yourself with sewing and leave a lasting memory in the process. Quilting is my therapy and is really cheaper. ( But not by much :lol: :lol: :lol: )
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You don't have to have a prescription.
The LQS people are nicer than that Drs, nurses, and pharmacists. Quilting has no lasting ill effects on internal organs (except for maybe the bladder---ever stand up after several hours of sewing and barely make it to the bathroom?) You can't get busted for having too many quilts. The colors are prettier. |
Because you don't have to put something in your body that shouldn't be there!
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Originally Posted by Honey
You can have a glass of wine after your done quilting!
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Because you can get lost in your quilting and forget why you needed the valium in the 1st place.!
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You don't need health insurance to quilt.
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Its alot healthier!
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Originally Posted by cjomomma
Because it occupies your mind and gives your hands something to do other than strangling the living crap out of somebody.
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Don't need a prescription =
Although quilting has become as addictive and expensive for me as a street drug |
Originally Posted by raptureready
The LQS people are nicer than that Drs, nurses, and pharmacists.
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Originally Posted by wambrita
Because you don't have to put something in your body that shouldn't be there!
Because the more you do it, the more satisfying it is! |
I'm not sure if this makes quilting better -
but the more you do of it, the more you want (and think you need) - - - |
Because, so far anyway, the government has not expressed any plans to create a National Quilting Plan.
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Because it brings out the love in all of us!
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less side effects :lol:
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Originally Posted by cjomomma
Because it occupies your mind and gives your hands something to do other than strangling the living crap out of somebody.
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Ahhh you guys are so funny - LOVED THEM ALL!
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Originally Posted by cjomomma
Because it occupies your mind and gives your hands something to do other than strangling the living crap out of somebody.
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There's a lot more variety in fabric than valium and it's a lot more fun to shop for.
And you can refill your stash without a prescription. |
good one
Originally Posted by ToucanSam
Because you don't have an insurance company involved!
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'Cause when you are finished with a quilt you
have "Quilted arms of Love to surround you". JBJ137 in SC |
The only side effect is some lovely fabrics and quilts, maybe a strain for room and abit on the pocket!
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Originally Posted by bitty39
Here is your chance to contribute! LOL I need valium today so going to attack my scrap bucket instead!
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It's not illegal to share your quilts.
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I don't know, I think quilting is more adictive.
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Originally Posted by IrishNY
It's not illegal to share your quilts.
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I kinda like them both together :P :mrgreen: :-P
Billy |
Originally Posted by Lostn51
I kinda like them both together :P :mrgreen: :-P
Billy i sure was about to say... because when i've taken my meds, until they wear off, my quilts look so much prettier to me lol |
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