Quilt related...sorta
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Jonesboro, AR
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Ok, I hope y'all will get a laugh out of this. DH and my bedroom is large enough to accommodate our home office, so on most Saturday mornings when I get up before him, I spend my time looking at the quiltingboard pictures section. DH wakes up to me whispering: "ooooohhhh my", and "Wow", and "how did she do that", and "Well, now I'm intimidated". A lesser man would think I'm secretly looking at porn! He knows, though, that it's quilting porn, and it's a joke in our house now.
#6

Reminds me of what I told the receptionist at my dentist office. She asked what I was going to do the rest of the day when my appointment was over. I told her I was going to the adult toy store; she immediately dropped her head turned beet red and didn't know what to say. After a few seconds of letting her blush I told her I was referring to Home Depot.
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Florida - formerly Montana
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Reminds me of what I told the receptionist at my dentist office. She asked what I was going to do the rest of the day when my appointment was over. I told her I was going to the adult toy store; she immediately dropped her head turned beet red and didn't know what to say. After a few seconds of letting her blush I told her I was referring to Home Depot.
#10

my doggies sit at my feet and keep on asking....."and when are we going to get breakfast".....and I keep saying one more message.....just one more.....just one more.......after a while they just turn and walk away........
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