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Thread: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

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    Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

    '1'
    Blaming your farts on me.....
    not funny... not funny at all !!!

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    '2'
    Yelling at me for barking.
    I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

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    '3'
    Taking me for a walk, then
    not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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    '4'
    Any trick that involves balancing
    food on my nose. Stop it!

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    '5'
    Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
    Now you know why we chew your stuff
    up when you're not home.

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    '6'
    The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
    You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
    a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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    '7'
    Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',
    then acting surprised when I freak
    out every time we go back!

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    '8'
    Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
    Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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    '9'
    Dog sweaters. Hello ???
    Haven't you noticed the fur?

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    '10'
    How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
    Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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    Now lay off me on some of these things
    We both know who's boss here!
    You don't see me picking up your poop do you?




    EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
    A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
    CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!














    StanB

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