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#151
11-29-2015Thanks for a good laugh. I needed that. I LOVE this board. I find that anything I do wrong...(really don't want to say stupid) there is always some one else who has done the same thing. Makes me feel like I'm in good company.
#152
When things don't go well with your quilt, stop and read the QB message board, look at the pictures, add to your list of things to do, check out a few websites and then, go back to your quilting with new inspiration. :thumbup:
#153
Yes, I found that in the quilt in the quilting frame right now. It is going to stay in there, just like that, too. I am using the galloping horse rule. Mary in WV
#154
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Good thing my DH doesn't know about this virus...He'd tell me I'm terminal...but, then, he always asks "What's so funny?" when I (again!) bust out laughing at something on this board! Thanks for being a great bunch!Originally Posted by madamekelly
WARNING!!! WORST VIRUS EVER TO HIT QUILTING BOARD! The BSTC Virus (Butt Stuck To Chair). The virus glues you to your chair for several hours at a time! No housework will be done, children will starve, the cat will not eat, and the dog will not get its walk. You lose contact with the outside world; your butt goes numb! Warn all friends ~ it's too late for me ~ SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! Mwahahahaha! :lol:
#156
dljennings , 08-26-2011 04:19 PM
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two words :SEPARATE CHECKBOOKS!!!Originally Posted by Linda B
There are some things your spouse just doesn't need to know about -- like that late night online order for $100 worth of fabric you simply could not live without but don't really have a plan for right now!
#157
GrannieAnnie , 08-26-2011 04:51 PM
Super Member
13. 99.9% of the time I will have a thread and or a fabric snippets somewhere on my body…
14. You have a greater chance of locating me by following the trail of fabric snippets i've dropped along the way.. .........................................
There is usually a trail that Hansel and Grettal would be proud of between my sewing table and the bathroom.
14. You have a greater chance of locating me by following the trail of fabric snippets i've dropped along the way.. .........................................
There is usually a trail that Hansel and Grettal would be proud of between my sewing table and the bathroom.
#158
GrannieAnnie , 08-26-2011 04:54 PM
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And don't change ruler brands!Originally Posted by Faren
When you are measuring twice, make sure you know what your measurement is supposed to be!
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GrannieAnnie , 08-26-2011 04:58 PM
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Does gas for the lawnmower count as his "silly" expenses?Originally Posted by Linda B
Oh, and keep track of all his 'silly' expenses so you can justify that $100 worth of fabric!
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GrannieAnnie , 08-26-2011 05:01 PM
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Wasn't there a tip about drinking somewhere back there?Originally Posted by JanP
If you're going to applique black onto black with invisible thread, you can never have enough lights on. Don't even think about doing it at night -- better wait till high noon and take the machine out in the yard.
I don't even want to think about black on black. Knitting with black is bad enough.
