Beautiful design and needlework, but these scenarios are really macabre.:confused:

"Pay no attention to the comments from the stiffs that don't like them. They're so uptight you probably couldn't drive a needle up their butt with a sledge hammer."

OMG- I just spit coffee all over my tablet reading this! That is a new one on me, but one of the funniest things I've read in a while!

OMG that is so funny....love it!!!!

these are just wrong !

Love them all! So funny

I am having so much fun reading all the replays that i don't have time to actually do my quilting! These are the funniest replies i have seen in a long time. it's great to see sooo many quilters with a great sense of humor. I'm 75 and i hope i never stop laughing!! i really would like to attempt to make some of these myself but i would definitely need pattersn!

Terrific! Very creative take on Sue. I dislike Sunbonnet Sue patterns, but I'm a lover of these! Well done.

I've gotta laff, cuz even tho my name is Sue, I do not like Sunbonnet Sue, LOL ... these are cute, tho a bit disturbing!

Glad you like them and yes, I agree that they are slightly macabre. All you newcomers to the thread, did you know there was part 2?

http://www.quiltingboard.com/picture...s-t217258.html

lol-awesome

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OMG, give it a rest!
You knew the name of it when you clicked on it!
There is an old saying, ”If there is anything bad in the world the preacher will find it first.”
I have found this to be true.
You go girl! Love em.
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Omg I love your soul. Your brain is awesome and talent unstoppable. You go girl!

OMG, I never saw these before. You are very talented.

I love these. will need to go back and read all, just got home last night and have no time now. need to go to work again.

Your work is beautiful and your sense of humor is wicked. Thanks for the morning giggles.
I really want to see your completed project.

Absolutely stunning, the hitchcock one freaked me a bit (I'm scared of birds) but I love your theme, SBS seems so goody goody and annoying and this is just brilliant

Just as I finished reading all the 'new'-to-me posts, it occurred to me...."Sticks and Stones Break (Mad)Sue's Bones" should be one.....all the "sticks" and "stones," of course, taken from this thread. :D :D :D

Jan in VA

oh you are soooooooooooo bad and so very good... the snake is just to much..

these brought me a few laughs. I missed the Soudini and Squeezy labels the first time through.

I dont know which was more entertaining - the negative commenters and the ones sticking up for you MQ or the blocks.. hahha love it..

I remember reading this thread when you first began it. Even now as I re-read, I admire your talent at making things look so real. Thanks for sharing it with us.