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Thread: I need a recipe for Moose Turd Pie

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    I need a recipe for Moose Turd Pie

    We are going camping with a bunch of characters. The women have decide to do a contest to see who can make the best Moose Turd Pie - the men get to judge...

    Here is the inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zb1qsVqjwg - language warning

    I need a better recipe or add on's...

    So far I have one recipe from Hungry Girl. Just mix a box of brownie mix (i used a 13 oz. bag) with 2 cups of pumpkin and bake for 35 minutes @ 350 degrees. Fudge Tip: The cooked batter will remain very thick and may look underdone. This is to be expected!

    Someone suggested calling it Mustard Pie but use meats - it is all in how you pronounce it or where you are from.
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    That guy is soooo funny! Never heard of him before, but now i'm trying to figure out how to send it to my brothers- they will crack up! Sorry I can't help you with a recipe.

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    Did you try Google. ... there's some ideas there

    After doing both and listening to the youtube, here's my thoughts .........
    Skip Hungry Girl ... if you want to win!!!!


    Make a brownie crust. Bake and cool.
    Make a chocolate pudding, and mix it with whipped cream for a fluffy mousse-like filling.
    Stir in a bunch of mini peanut butter cups (or chocolate covered caramel balls or chocolate covered peppermint patties). You could also add some coconut and/or chopped nuts or any other delicacies you think would win the men over to declare your offering THE winner!!!
    Pour into pie shell. Chill.
    Drizzle chocolate and butterscotch over top in a grid like or circular design.
    Edge around the pie crust with whipped cream.



    This sounds like fun ... and the type of things an old group of friends have done over the years!
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    QuiltE, I'm gaining weight just by reading your recipe
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuiltE View Post
    Stir in a bunch of mini peanut butter cups (or chocolate covered caramel balls or chocolate covered peppermint patties).
    I'm thinking mini Baby Ruth bars would be perfect. They just look so ... well ... turdlike.

    Another good one is the Take 5 candy bars. Again ... I'm thinking of the shape. They're "lumpy".
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    DHMom ... yes indeed ... or OH Henry or Sweet Marie bars. So many possibilities!

    Anael ... maybe we'd better whip a few of these up for the RV?
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    I was just looking in my pantry and I found a big old jar of prunes...
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    Oh! Miriam, that is funny.

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    Miriam I had to look at this thread because of the title. Tooo funny. They MUST be a group of characters you camp with!
    In Alaska they sell Turdem Poles... made from moose turds of course. Moose turds are small and oval - unexpected for such a huge animal. You might try making a chocolate meringue pie and decorating the top with a pile of those little chocolate foiled wrapped eggs. (foil off of course)

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    QuiltE you must be the Queen of Oooey Goooey Delicious Mayhem!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuzzinBumble View Post
    QuiltE you must be the Queen of Oooey Goooey Delicious Mayhem!
    Let's say ... I was just inspired!
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    Loved theh video
    and all the Turd possibilities.
    They see endless.
    Just haul off and try one of them.
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    This made me laugh. Wheni was in nursing school we would take a sterilized bedpan and fill it with orange punch and float Tootsie Roll pieces in it. Do they still make Tootsie Rolls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuiltE View Post
    Did you try Google. ... there's some ideas there

    After doing both and listening to the youtube, here's my thoughts .........
    Skip Hungry Girl ... if you want to win!!!!


    Make a brownie crust. Bake and cool.
    Make a chocolate pudding, and mix it with whipped cream for a fluffy mousse-like filling.
    Stir in a bunch of mini peanut butter cups (or chocolate covered caramel balls or chocolate covered peppermint patties). You could also add some coconut and/or chopped nuts or any other delicacies you think would win the men over to declare your offering THE winner!!!
    Pour into pie shell. Chill.
    Drizzle chocolate and butterscotch over top in a grid like or circular design.
    Edge around the pie crust with whipped cream.



    This sounds like fun ... and the type of things an old group of friends have done over the years!
    Oh, I would so go with this one but I'd add peanut butter to the pudding and get some of those mint gum drops, flatten them and carve into leaves and stick some on top of the turd. Good luck....wish I was camping with you during the contest. You'll have to report back......there are some of us that just need to know. LOL
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    I do believe you need nice fresh moose turds if I remember the story right.
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    Last edited by purplefiend; 05-25-2013 at 02:18 PM.

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    This thread is delightful and such fun suggestions. Wish I was going along!

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    Whew - we cancelled the contest due to drizzle. sigh. I did take my jar of prunes so I guess I won by default.
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    DogHouseMom, You reminded me of this. Years ago one of my co-workers attended a "mandatory" festive, holiday party held at the boss' home. As the night wound down and folks left, he sneaked into the powder room and dropped a Baby Ruth in the toilet.

    Quote Originally Posted by DogHouseMom View Post
    I'm thinking mini Baby Ruth bars would be perfect. They just look so ... well ... turdlike.

    Another good one is the Take 5 candy bars. Again ... I'm thinking of the shape. They're "lumpy".

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    *snicker*...
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    This was really funny. It made me smile a lot.

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    After reading this I made at work the following:
    Crumbled brownies patted tightly Ina 9x13 cake pan topped with
    Chocolate pudding mixed with whipped topping with butterfinger pieces, crushed Oreos and mini chocolate chips. It was a hit! I work in a hospital kitchen and we served this in the cafeteria.
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